Fellow masochists, I need some help. I have a NOCO booster and it has never let me down until now, TD6 no problem, L322 4.4 no problem, L405 4.4 no problem, L322 3.6 no worky, I am at my wits end, the RAC man starts it OK, what am I doing wrong, have tried it direct to battery, used the earth point etc, why did they change the live points (unless I am missing something), I can get no power to the car, HELP  2013 L405 Autobiography Baltic Blue
2007 L322 Vogue Buckingham Blue

If the battery is totaly dead / flat these booster packs won't work. The breakdown operator will have a much higher capacity booster pack. 2012 TDV8 Vogue (L322)

Jaygee, this thing will jumpstart a 747 so it must be me, I dont think I am getting a good connection on the positive  2013 L405 Autobiography Baltic Blue
2007 L322 Vogue Buckingham Blue

If it’s a completely flat battery you have to press the override button.

Only just got mine so literally just read the instructions for it. They time out after 60 secs and if the voltage is less than 3V you need to use the override function. 👍🏻 There is nothing that can't be fixed with a hammer😜😜
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KIA E-Niro 4+
2010 LR D4 Commercial 2.7 TDV6

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Just get one of these....!!!

https://www.planestation.aero/product-deta...ng-747-APU

 Pete
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2011 L322 Vogue SE 4.4 TDV8 Baltic Blue. Parchment over Navy Interior. Sold
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Thanks chaps, however I do understand how to work the thing, just doesnt work on the 3.6 !! 2013 L405 Autobiography Baltic Blue
2007 L322 Vogue Buckingham Blue

Pete, F CK off xx 2013 L405 Autobiography Baltic Blue
2007 L322 Vogue Buckingham Blue

There's a sticker under the bonnet that says when jumping to switch the ignition on and wait 120 seconds before cranking. I wonder if that's to let the voltage and stuff stabilise when the initial load comes on. I've never had any issues doing it that way.

David. 2002 4.6 Vogue SE - Alveston Red with Lightstone Leather
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Thanks David, will try that that  2013 L405 Autobiography Baltic Blue
2007 L322 Vogue Buckingham Blue

So strange you mention this because I have the same issue with my 3.6! Bloody NOCO starter won’t help mine when it’s dead either!! 2007 Range Rover Vogue 3.6 TDV8