Ye God's Kot, spray the living room carpet that's a brave, but possibly suicidal plan, if the boss thinks it's perfume, and not HER'S you will be in sooooooo much trouble

This reminded me that when I was going through my divorce, because the witch played around, we were still both in the same house in different rooms, nasty times, so when she went out at night I occasionally used a perfume spray I had secretly bought ( Made sure she did not have the same stuff ) then sprayed a bit in the lounge and hallway, you can guess what she thought I just used to sit there all smug as she went completely mascara, best entertainment I ever had

PS - To stay on thread, I regularly use some leather feed cream on all the seats, it maintains that suppleness and lovely luxury scent.

Ordered... Many thanks

thanks, gremlin mine came yesterday smelling nice when I got in her this morning did not want to get out new vehicle purchase
2007 supercharged 4.2 java black .sand leather vogue se trim
previous cars .
range rover classic 200 tdi
discovery 1 200 tdi
freelander 2 2008 hse
discovery 1 300 tdi
p38 4.0 ltr man r380 ex royal support vehicle on v5c
discovery td5 man off roader

Ordered on their eBay store and the shipping was a little less. Tom

Current Drive
2011 4.4 TDV8 Autobiography - Santorini Black - Ivory Leather

Previous Drives
2004 Model Vogue Td6 (Touchscreen) - Java Black - Parchment Leather
1994 RR Classic 3.9 V8 Soft dash - Niagara Grey - Grey Leather
1972 Series III SWB Safari - Green (Hand Painted) - Black Plastic

@STAN:

Oooops! Should this thread be moved to “General/General” Since it’s not really just L405 related?  “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” -where’s the fun in that?

Maybe even the Mumsnet forum?  2018 SE SDV8 4.4 Byron Blue

Or maybe thats where you got the tip from?  2018 SE SDV8 4.4 Byron Blue

Mine arrived the following day.

Pretty much as Gremlin500 described., very happy. Cheers pal  2024 P550e Autobiography
2016MY TDV6 Autobiography - Gone
2011MY 5.0 SC Autobiography Black - Gone
2005 TD6 Vogue - Gone

Bloody hell Gremlin from a quiet couple of days to two pages of orders, I hope you get some commission..
 overfinch modified

Ordered. And I did use Gremlin's Loyalty Card  Current: L322 2011 Zermatt Silver TDV8 Vogue SE, MB GLB AMG35, Renault Clio R200 Cup
Previous: Audi RS4 Avant Nogaro, Audit TT Sline, BMW M3 E92, BMW Z4 3.0i SMG, Macan GTS, Boxster S 986, Touareg V6 TDI

Got mine too thanks Pal

@caymanblack:

yes, I should ask them for comission!
They’re probably wondering why a sudden surge in sales!

I only hope you chaps actually rate it when it arrives, otherwise my name will be mud500 not Gremlin500 fingers crossed!  “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” -where’s the fun in that?

I must not buy, I must not buy, I really do not need…

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oggy wrote:

thanks, gremlin mine came yesterday smelling nice when I got in her this morning did not want to get out

Naughty, tut-tut!  “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” -where’s the fun in that?