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gregdav

Member Since: 26 May 2014
Location: just north of stafford
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Sod it I'm watching angelina Jolie in tomb raider again

15th Mar 2015 8:10pm

Vogue

Member Since: 31 Jan 2008
Location: on the hill
Posts: 3742

gregdav wrote:
Has anyone seen jc ever lift a spanner to a car.?!

Who forking cares, I don't watch him for his mechanical skills, that's what I pay a mechanic for - if I want to get off on one I'll watch my main agent service my fatty! 2021 L405 Vogue SE 4.4 V8 DIESEL ~ #17

15th Mar 2015 8:47pm

gregdav

Member Since: 26 May 2014
Location: just north of stafford
Posts: 1077

Yeh precisely! Millionaire mr clarkson who slags off anyone and anything, does the easiest job in the world . Anyone can criticise about anything and he's made loads of money at it .
He's the biggist low life to hit our screens. I wish him well.
Oh is he still living on the tax free isle of man or somewhere near his best buddy Cameron?
Can't remember he's got that much money it don't bother him.

15th Mar 2015 9:04pm

CEEGEE

Member Since: 20 Mar 2013
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 685

15th Mar 2015 9:10pm

EmiratesA380

Member Since: 14 Jan 2015
Location: england
Posts: 350

2019 Range Rover SVAutobiography 5.0 SC V8 Aintree Green

James May is asked whether he supports his Top Gear co-star Jeremy Clarkson:

http://www.theguardian.com/media/video/2015/mar/11/jeremy-clarkson-bbc-suspension-james-may-top-gear-video

I agree its all getting a bit silly now

16th Mar 2015 9:11am

Bellini

Member Since: 11 Jan 2012
Location: Berkshire
Posts: 2261

2007 Range Rover Supercharged 4.2 SC V8 Zermatt Silver

gregdav wrote:
... does the easiest job in the world . :

If you think it's that easy, young man, then why aren't you doing it?

Si. <This is my name.

I eat rat poison.

A man ain't truly been insulted until he stands buck naked in front of a woman and she didn't even notice. Or care.

16th Mar 2015 10:16am

PaulTyrer

Member Since: 22 Jul 2013
Location: Devizes, Wiltshire
Posts: 1247

2006 Range Rover Supercharged 4.2 SC V8 Cairns Blue

Welshdragon wrote:

Oh well I'll just have to watch the Red Arrows.... ( that's showing here in Wales)

Again!!

Why do we pay a Licence fee to the BBC when all we get is bloody repeats and the bloody Voice on Saturday AND Sunday!!

And why is Hi-De-Hi on late afternoons on BBC2 but it cannot be watched on iPlayer, unlike Dad's Army which can! At least Hi-De-Hi had a bit of humour in it (like the stage Donkey riding the Horse!)

I suppose by dropping Top Gear on a Sunday afternoon it gives them another 'repeat' slot - for example they could repeat Country File immediately from BBC1 to BBC2, or put 'Comic Relief - the Best Bits' on for the next 3 weeks!!

16th Mar 2015 11:01am

GraemeC

Member Since: 01 Jul 2012
Location: Chester
Posts: 836

2007 Range Rover Vogue SE TDV8 Zermatt Silver

There were a couple of classic lines in Dad's Army

U-boat Captain: Your name will also go on the list! What is it?
Mainwaring: Don't tell him Pike!
U-boat Captain: Pike!

Sgt. Arthur Wilson: It's a beautiful sunset, sir.
Cpt. George Mainwaring: It's a beautiful land, Wilson. They're not going to get it, you know. We shall fight them until we have just one round each, and we'll use that on ourselves!
[pause]
Cpt. George Mainwaring: By the way, how much ammunition have we got?
Sgt. Arthur Wilson: [trying not to laugh] One round each, sir!

As for Clarkson, Top Gear is nothing without him, May and Hamster. If he goes, I think they will all just go to Sky or ITV and do the same s#@t for double the money. 2007 Zermatt Silver TDV8 Vogue SE - now sold but was a great car!

16th Mar 2015 12:22pm

Gazellio @ Prestige Cars

Member Since: 22 Jan 2010
Location: Chilterns, UK
Posts: 11309

Vogue wrote:
gregdav wrote:
Has anyone seen jc ever lift a spanner to a car.?!

Who forking cares, I don't watch him for his mechanical skills, that's what I pay a mechanic for - if I want to get off on one I'll watch my main agent service my fatty!

16th Mar 2015 12:45pm

Gazellio @ Prestige Cars

Member Since: 22 Jan 2010
Location: Chilterns, UK
Posts: 11309

gregdav wrote:
Yeh precisely! Millionaire mr clarkson who slags off anyone and anything, does the easiest job in the world . Anyone can criticise about anything and he's made loads of money at it .
He's the biggist low life to hit our screens. I wish him well.
Oh is he still living on the tax free isle of man or somewhere near his best buddy Cameron?
Can't remember he's got that much money it don't bother him.

Wow hang on a minute what's wrong with earning very good money if your successful at what you do?

Personally I laugh at everything he writes (books) and have always really enjoyed him on Top Gear. He earns the BBC a fortune. If you do not like him you simply don't get it and should not waste your time watching or being envious of his success.

16th Mar 2015 12:48pm

KurtVerbose

Member Since: 08 Aug 2010
Location: Les Arses
Posts: 5848

2007 Range Rover Vogue TDV8 Stornoway Grey

It is a little odd to see wealth envy on a Range Rover forum.

16th Mar 2015 12:56pm

PaulTyrer

Member Since: 22 Jul 2013
Location: Devizes, Wiltshire
Posts: 1247

@Kurt,

That's because you are wealthy when you buy one but that wealth rapidly diminishes..........

Remember the hidden chip in all Range Rovers that detects the level of your bank balance and taps into it when you least expect it!

16th Mar 2015 1:10pm

stan
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i aint got no money and my FF's running sweet... ... - .- -.

Y. O. L. O.
.

16th Mar 2015 1:38pm

PaulTyrer

Member Since: 22 Jul 2013
Location: Devizes, Wiltshire
Posts: 1247

Could be the first line of a classic C&W song!!

'I ain't got no money but my FF's runnin' sweet'
'My wifes gone and left me but my dawg, well he's still a treat'

etc
etc

16th Mar 2015 2:04pm

JOKER

Member Since: 11 Sep 2008
Location: Sconnie Botland
Posts: 15876

Anyhow the older Clarkson is getting the longer his face is getting , he'll soon be taking over from , A horse walks into a bar , barman asks why the long face . Horse replies you think mine is long wait till you see my owner Jeremy .... ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

16th Mar 2015 2:32pm

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