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dannyp15 Member Since: 21 Sep 2011 Location: essex Posts: 244 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
2 eggs in a pot of boiling water
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jfb1977 Member Since: 29 Apr 2012 Location: Bury St Edmunds Posts: 563 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
What have a woman's ass hole and a nine volt battery got in common?
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jfb1977 Member Since: 29 Apr 2012 Location: Bury St Edmunds Posts: 563 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I think I may have a serious medical issue.
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andyboy Member Since: 24 Aug 2010 Location: south wales Posts: 540 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Backstage at the jubilee concert,
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47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 ![]() ![]() |
Confucius say,"Treat your woman like your vacuum cleaner if she stops sucking, replace the bag." |
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andyboy Member Since: 24 Aug 2010 Location: south wales Posts: 540 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
After sex last night i said to my wife "Were you faking"
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markdotreed Member Since: 05 Sep 2011 Location: Ropley Posts: 741 ![]() ![]() |
My wife said "Can you explain why I've just found a pair of women's knickers in your coat pocket?"
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mjdronfield Member Since: 04 Nov 2011 Location: Derbyshire Posts: 7801 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Can't help laughing............
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mjdronfield Member Since: 04 Nov 2011 Location: Derbyshire Posts: 7801 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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mjdronfield Member Since: 04 Nov 2011 Location: Derbyshire Posts: 7801 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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mjdronfield Member Since: 04 Nov 2011 Location: Derbyshire Posts: 7801 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Today's Britain ;
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mjdronfield Member Since: 04 Nov 2011 Location: Derbyshire Posts: 7801 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse.
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mjdronfield Member Since: 04 Nov 2011 Location: Derbyshire Posts: 7801 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
How to Please Your I.T. Department
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mjdronfield Member Since: 04 Nov 2011 Location: Derbyshire Posts: 7801 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN IT IS TIME TO "HANG UP THE CAR KEYS?"
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