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delamo wrote:

Clearly display a note upon the dash of your car which reads as follows ...

Good luck dealing with this f**k wit Simes

duckworthparts wrote:

all you need is

1, coffee
2, patience
3, paintball gun, maybe

nicedayforit wrote:

If you feel the poilice don't deal with your complaint correctly make a formal complaint about the investigating officers.
Take it from me you get prompt attention then and forever more.

Oh yes proper attention will be given

HI SIMES
Sorry to hear about the muppets giving you a hard time, i myself have had to deal with w.a.n.k.e.r.s for neighbors.
I have had to deai with drug dealers and addicts at one house i was trying to sell,and a horrible old cow at my present house, but thankfully shes gone to spain.
If you can't reason with them you could wait till they go on holiday and put a couple of rats through their letter box after two weeks away they will have a nice suprise.

Is there a lake somewhere close your area ?
Is there a cement or aggregates supplier close your area ?

build a special pair of new shoes for her, and carry her to the lake... i'm not sure she would be able to swim a long time with cement shoes....



It is not legal in England ? oups, sorry...

I think you should speak to the police and play it safe. Its best not to get involved directly as this could only escalate matters and make things worse for you and your family. These type of people are scum and capable of anything. Best of luck and hope you get it sorted. Present :2008 TDV8 HSE
Gone Audi A5 2.7TDI
Gone Discovery 3 HSE
Gone Mercedes CLK
Gone Range Rover 2.5 DSE

If I were you I'd bob over to the disco forum and look at the deal they are getting on blackvue units and get one installed and leave it recording one night while you get a very bright infra red light plugged in at a window facing your car to illuminate the offender and catch them at it

Failing that applying something to the wiper arm a few corners before home would help and having a baby you have plenty of choice. As its your car there is no legal reason why you can't rub poo on it

Just wait for him and when you finally catch him snap his fingers off so he can't write no more notes and insert them up his ar5e  "RANGEISM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED"
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Pretlove says , '' I want my car back "

get one of these
http://edition.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812/11/flame.thrower.car/ 2002 td6 vogue, 06 supercharged facelift

Been here, done all that, had it on camera and the police did not give a , all that will happen is he will get some one to scratch your car...you will lose out...knowing what i have been through i would walk over to the bloke and sort it out, if he has a sh,t motor then he will take it out on yours..dont bother with the police it will only make him do more damage, the law states if he scratches your car you have to see his hand on your paint work so if like my car he done the side the camera does not see but you could see him walking slowly down the side looking down, you wont get nothing out of it.. V8 facelift Range Rover Autobiography 22" wheels.
1976 Harley Davidson Iron Head Sportster

Snap his fingers by accident  "RANGEISM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED"
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Pretlove says , '' I want my car back "

Christ, you lot are a real bunch of vigilantes

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned tar & feathers, or sugar in the fuel tank.

Me. Now I'd take one of his notes with me into the bathroom, wipe my fat cockney battie on it and post it back through his letterbox.

Or one we used to do as teenagers........collect some doggie droppings in a paper bag, place on doorstep, soak with lighter fluid, set fire to it, ring doorbell and retreat quickly. Then enjoy watching them stamp out the fire.

Or one we used to do as kids , get a big plastic bottle on the end of a stick , set fire to it as it melts it starts to drip , get so called ar5ehole thats annoying you and hold his arms and legs under the dripping melting bottle ….

set your alarm clock to 4°°
sit down in your car and use a dark pullover/jacket etc.
use a bikers cold weather mask
and flip down the sun visor

wait and give him a nice welcome with your torch in strobe mode

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