How is your new place in Marbella Gaz? 2006 Mercedes CLS
1991 Retro-style Mini
But really finding it hard to fight the urge for a S/C...

M44K TS wrote:

How is your new place in Marbella Gaz?

Just fab flying out on the 28th

encouraging

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OH MY GOD! i Have just found this thread ! Go buy a MY2011 FFRR SC and RUN !!!!  All my spelling errorz are belong to me!

2023 FFRR L460
2021 AM new Vantage

Been married twice and im only 37!!!..i have an addiction to stag weekends and quarterly sales kick offs where i always get into trouble!!

I also work in your industry and that doesnt help either!!

Reading some of your other posts IT I would strongly recommend that you compromise on at least one of your requirements for a FFRR. If you don't, you probably won't have one before you get wed. And then you'll never get one.

See, now you only have to justify it to yourself..............whereas after June 2011..........

Your only other alternative is to put this book on your wedding list.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Men-Mars-Women-Ven...0007152590

 All my spelling errorz are belong to me!

2023 FFRR L460
2021 AM new Vantage

mzplcg wrote:

See, now you only have to justify it to yourself..............whereas after June 2011..........

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Stop trying to frighten the crap out of me... after 2011, nothing will change. It will be the same as before...

iT LAD wrote:

Stop trying to frighten the crap out of me... after 2011, nothing will change. It will be the same as before...

You best buy that FFRR soon, once the wedding is over the noose gets tightened very quickly

Now i realise why iTLad has changed the spec from Stornoway to Java/Santorini ...........................



























































the cheapskate is trying to save on renting a bridal car for the day.......................... and a hearse for later on. 2018 Mini Countryman Cooper S E All4 PHEV in Melting Silver - it’s whisper quiet in EV and polluter modes

And here was me thinking it was because ..............

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I like the T-Shirt though, might get one printed....

Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub
her tummy and say, Congratulations.?



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none of them rub your cock and say Well
done"??? ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

iT LAD wrote:

Stop trying to frighten the crap out of me... after 2011, nothing will change. It will be the same as before...

Oh, not trying to frighten the crap out of you. There'll be none left to frighten out if you buy a FFRR after next june. She'll have BEATEN it out of you already

See, once you're wed, you'll be sharing a house, right ?? And in that house there's things like bread knives and other instruments both sharp and blunt. And at some point you HAVE to sleep.

Trust me, whilst you're still not wed she's on her best behaviour. Plenty of sex, hell BJ's even. Well that train's gonna leave. Without You.

Ever wondered why the bride smiles so much as she walks up the aisle?? It's cos she knows she's given her last BJ. That's why.

Then there's the matter of that one specific food which diminishes a wonam's sex drive by 99%. It's called WEDDING CAKE.

So your FFRR. Yeah, go buy one after the event. You seem like a bright bloke. Imagine her memory as a computer. It might look like she's forgiven you but the purchase of the FF is going to stay in there like a rootkit. You'll think you're safe and then BANG. Up it pops again. So you'll be on jankers for the rest of your life, constantly doing her 5 minute jobs to appease her in the vain hope you might get forgiveness, or (heaven forbid) even possibly a leg-over.

Now be a sensible chap, go buy the first FFRR you clap eyes on before it's too late. It might already be too late in fact if she clocks that you're spending money which could go towards the wedding.