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| M44K TS Member Since: 09 Feb 2010 Location: North East U.K. Posts: 1325  
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How is your new place in Marbella Gaz? 2006 Mercedes CLS
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8th Oct 2010 11:52pm |
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| Gazellio @ Prestige Cars Member Since: 22 Jan 2010 Location: Chilterns, UK Posts: 11309  
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Just fab flying out on the 28th 
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9th Oct 2010 9:20am |
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| iT LAD Member Since: 08 Jul 2010 Location: Surrey Posts: 1350
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9th Oct 2010 9:30am |
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| Gazellio @ Prestige Cars Member Since: 22 Jan 2010 Location: Chilterns, UK Posts: 11309
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9th Oct 2010 7:22pm |
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| XXXAngelXXX Member Since: 25 Mar 2007 Location: Stuttgart Posts: 4995  
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OH MY GOD! i Have just found this thread ! Go buy a MY2011 FFRR SC and RUN !!!! |
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10th Oct 2010 7:20am |
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| mzplcg Member Since: 26 May 2010 Location: Warwickshire. England. The Commonwealth. Posts: 4029 
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Reading some of your other posts IT I would strongly recommend that you compromise on at least one of your requirements for a FFRR. If you don't, you probably won't have one before you get wed. And then you'll never get one.
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19th Oct 2010 7:38am |
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| XXXAngelXXX Member Since: 25 Mar 2007 Location: Stuttgart Posts: 4995
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19th Oct 2010 8:41am |
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| iT LAD Member Since: 08 Jul 2010 Location: Surrey Posts: 1350
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Stop trying to frighten the crap out of me...  after 2011, nothing will change. It will be the same as before... 
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19th Oct 2010 9:11am |
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| 47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 
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You best buy that FFRR soon, once the wedding is over the noose gets tightened very quickly
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19th Oct 2010 9:42am |
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| Tim in Scotland Member Since: 25 Mar 2007 Location: Somewhere between here and there, if not then I'm all at sea or at home in Scotland Posts: 2181 
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19th Oct 2010 10:01am |
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| JOKER Member Since: 11 Sep 2008 Location: Sconnie Botland Posts: 15876
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And here was me thinking it was because ..............
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19th Oct 2010 10:30am |
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| iT LAD Member Since: 08 Jul 2010 Location: Surrey Posts: 1350
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19th Oct 2010 10:35am |
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| JOKER Member Since: 11 Sep 2008 Location: Sconnie Botland Posts: 15876
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Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub
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19th Oct 2010 10:49am |
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| mzplcg Member Since: 26 May 2010 Location: Warwickshire. England. The Commonwealth. Posts: 4029
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Oh, not trying to frighten the crap out of you. There'll be none left to frighten out if you buy a FFRR after next june. She'll have BEATEN it out of you already 
See, once you're wed, you'll be sharing a house, right ?? And in that house there's things like bread knives and other instruments both sharp and blunt. And at some point you HAVE to sleep.
Trust me, whilst you're still not wed she's on her best behaviour. Plenty of sex, hell BJ's even. Well that train's gonna leave. Without You. 
Ever wondered why the bride smiles so much as she walks up the aisle?? It's cos she knows she's given her last BJ. That's why. 
Then there's the matter of that one specific food which diminishes a wonam's sex drive by 99%. It's called WEDDING CAKE.
So your FFRR. Yeah, go buy one after the event. You seem like a bright bloke. Imagine her memory as a computer. It might look like she's forgiven you but the purchase of the FF is going to stay in there like a rootkit. You'll think you're safe and then BANG. Up it pops again. So you'll be on jankers for the rest of your life, constantly doing her 5 minute jobs to appease her in the vain hope you might get forgiveness, or (heaven forbid) even possibly a leg-over. 
Now be a sensible chap, go buy the first FFRR you clap eyes on before it's too late. It might already be too late in fact if she clocks that you're spending money which could go towards the wedding.
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19th Oct 2010 11:04am |
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