Failed a job interview today.
Apparently being involved in a gangbang isn't proof that you work well in a team.

47p2, I would love to do that joke on O'Leary, but I'm just more likely to punch the 'ker in the face.

Sorry, wrong thread.

Size Does Matter

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.'

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.

'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'

'Just take two,' Brenda replied. 'The rest are for your father.'

Sex has gone downhill, so I bought the wife an orange dildo. She said it looks like a giant carrot... Which is ironic as her fanny looks like a donkey yawning. ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

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Theresa May's favourate joke:

KNOCK KNOCK....

COME IN.

everytime i go on holiday the wife gets pregnant......




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this year im taking her with me  "RANGEISM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED"
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A man goes into a funeral director's in Aberdeen to buy a coffin for his deceased mother-in-law."Well," says the funeral director, "there's a teak model with silk padding for around £2000.""That's way too much," says the man"Then there's a pine version with polyester padding for £300.""Away ye go! Still too expensive.""Well, there's a fibre-glass version with paper maché padding for £30.""Too expensive.""Well, sir," says the funeral director, "why don't you just wait until she's really stiff and we'll screw in six handles?" ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

blind prostitutes ...........you have to hand it to them!

The wife came home early from work today and found me in bed with fatima whitbread.
I said"its not what you think love"
she said "what the f.u.c.k. is it then"
I said " its a woman"

 "RANGEISM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED"
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i have just witnessed fatima whitbread taking a shower in a skimpy bikini under a water fall in the jungle, i sat there thinking please don't get an erection ..................... but she did


all these people taking the out of fatima is really p155ing me off.........thats someones son  "RANGEISM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED"
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