Air Hair Lair , Farquhar my old Bean , guffaw guffaw

MICK wrote:

Air Hair Lair , Farquhar my old Bean , guffaw guffaw

You been sniffing the SC exhaust again Mick

pretlove wrote:

whats wrong with driving around in that .....id love one of those

went to collect my caravan this morning to get it ready for my long awaited holiday. can't wait to see how the old girl does on this trip, as i have had the tuning box fitted since last time i towed my plastic palace.

i am pretty confident that she will manage to drag my 2 tonne palace a whole load easier now with the extra torque/power that the box has given.

also expect to return mid 20's on the mpg front (hopefully) can't be any worse than the 14 mpg i averaged last time out... reminded me of driving the V8 Disco with figures like that!!..  Current: TDV8 (3.6) RRS HSE



Past: TDV8(4.4) Vogue
Discovery 3 Commercial
TDV8(3.6) Vogue
TD6 Vogue
D2 V8 ES
D1 V8 ES
RR Vogue Classic

Drove the RR round the Monkey Enclosure at Longleat...the little b ds climbed on the roof and ripped off half the roof trim!

So I sped up, did an emergency stop and watched as three of the little sh ts slid down the windscreen, along the bonnet and onto the road in front of my 20" wheels as they started to turn toward them...they ran!!

Little f ckers...made me laugh though! Current MY2020
Gone: 1 x L405 and 2 x L322's

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AMD wrote:

So I sped up, did an emergency stop and watched as three of the little sh ts slid down the windscreen, along the bonnet and onto the road in front of my 20" wheels as they started to turn toward them...they ran!!

I shocked today my ex economics teacher. He is very green and eco and was shocked when he saw me in the RR

arranged for Remap on my TDV8 for next Tuesday  Present :2008 TDV8 HSE
Gone Audi A5 2.7TDI
Gone Discovery 3 HSE
Gone Mercedes CLK
Gone Range Rover 2.5 DSE

@ AMD.. they are little gits aren't they!!! last time i was there i laughed as they pulled the rear wiper off a hatchback in front of me, they also bent the wiper arm.

i had a Grand Cherokee at the time and was so busy laughing at the guy in front i didn't notice they had assaulted me from the rear and were trying to get the rubber strips off the roof.

i used my washer jets to spray them and moved on quickly....  Current: TDV8 (3.6) RRS HSE



Past: TDV8(4.4) Vogue
Discovery 3 Commercial
TDV8(3.6) Vogue
TD6 Vogue
D2 V8 ES
D1 V8 ES
RR Vogue Classic

Had a couple of errands to do this morning and wafted around in the FFRR and kept to all the speed limits , 30 , 40 , 50 ,mph zones ………… Christ how Boring , suppose its alright for you Tractor drivers ………

Mine is up on the axle stands waiting for a new wheel bearing and handbrake cable to arrive

It was your neck of the woods i was in "MANS WORLD" collecting the daughters school uniform

Missed you again then

Forgot to store your Number John ..

Got a side light out error come up on the dash, on investigating, the side light was out, literally hanging out! The plastic clips and where the nut holds it had all broke, only the wires saved it falling right out!

So a new lens is now fitted and it now looks like I will have to change the other side as I now have one new indicater lens and one slightly faded lens! Reformed

Left it on the drive....................... and went to the bank, pharmacy and sainsbury's to get the October issue of What Car? and fill up the 90's tank with tractor juice, it feels so good to only need £60 to fill the fuel tank! 2018 Mini Countryman Cooper S E All4 PHEV in Melting Silver - it’s whisper quiet in EV and polluter modes

MICK wrote:

It was your neck of the woods i was in "MANS WORLD" collecting the daughters school uniform

Ah the joys of independent schools - bend over and pay through the nose for a "badge"! I love a mixed metaphor!

Fortunately mine has passed that stage  Got - 2017 SDV8 Autobiography in Loire Blue
Had- 2008 TDV8 Vogue SE in Java black
Had - 2007 S/C in Stornoway Grey