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supershuttle Member Since: 20 Mar 2011 Location: Lancashire Posts: 3708 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
We’ll you may know I’ve been having problems with my SatNav so I thought get one from China. However it’s the useless U2 model - The streets have no name and I still haven’t found what I am looking for - boom boom Geoff |
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Yaroslav Fadeev Member Since: 22 Mar 2022 Location: Mykolaiv Posts: 5 ![]() ![]() |
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ilard Member Since: 21 Oct 2012 Location: London Posts: 698 ![]() ![]() |
My wife texted she was leaving me. Imagine my relief when she texted again a few minutes later saying “sorry wrong number”. L405 P400e Autobiography (MY2020)... Silicon Silver / Espresso |
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Merchy Member Since: 14 Feb 2021 Location: North Wales Posts: 1155 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
An old guy is sitting in a dingy old bar when a seriously huge women walks into the bar by herself, she stands by the bar and raises an arm displaying the hairiest armpits ever seen and shouts out 'Is there a man in here that will buy a lady a drink?' the bar goes silent, until the old man at the end of the bar shouts out 'Hell yeah, I'll buy the lady a drink' So the barman makes up her drink and places it on the bar. A while later she slaps the bar raises her arm again and shouts which man will buy this lady another drink? Once again the old man shouts out, 'yeah give the ballerina another drink, put it on my tab'
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Andy B Member Since: 03 Apr 2012 Location: West Malling Posts: 1223 ![]() ![]() |
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Merchy Member Since: 14 Feb 2021 Location: North Wales Posts: 1155 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
The Mrs was talking to me the other day, suddenly she stopped and said 'You haven't listened to a word I have said have you!' I thought, what a strange way to start a conversation.
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Nowaytk Member Since: 11 Sep 2022 Location: London Posts: 13 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas." The boss liked the kid so he gave him the job.
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AJGalaxy2012 Member Since: 11 Jun 2018 Location: Gainsborough Posts: 1464 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Apparently the final breakfast for Dignitas patients includes a bowl of cheerios BMW i3 Electric Car
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