Why did you buy a FFRR? I can already hear some people muttering 'Oh here we go, it's that village idiot asking the obvious again'
A good friend asked me to solve the following problem.....

You see a FFRR virgin looking at a potential used FFRR purchase, how does he/she justify buying the car when he/she mentions it to the boss at home (I am not going woke, just avoiding any potential incoming flak )

I thought this was an easy problem to answer, until he added.... the justification must be, intelligent, well thought out, rational, logical, and the reasoning valid enough to make a water tight case for buying the car...... Especially when talking to non believers.

How have other members, especially self warranty spanner wielders, managed this? as my friend's boss, who was involved in the conversation shot me down in flames

Members like Craig at CTC have an exemption from answering this question as it's obvious that 'Lorna' has already been subject to the full brainwashing programme, but others may have had a hard time justifying their purchase

My reasoning, which was accepted, was as follows:

I've had a lot of cars. They've all been good in one way or another. Many of them have done things well, and others not so well.

Consider the FFRR. It's all the car you need.

Bad weather? It'll get there.
Up a hill/down a track/over a rocky stream bed/through a flood (within reason)? It'll get there.
Need to move a washing machine? Done.
Want to take elderly parents to dinner/France/down the road in comfort? Sorted.
What if we need to take kids somewhere? Telly/DVD in the back. Job done.
Take the dog for a walk somewhere? Yeah, anywhere you wanna go.
It's cold and snowy, do I have to go out? Heated seats, steering wheel, and FBH preheat. Nice one.
Have to travel 2000mi in a week? There's no better place.
It'll be expensive to run! Well, maybe. Big fuel tank = big gaps between filling it up, so that's a bonus.
What if it breaks down? It'll get fixed, just like any other car.

The tax is £600 a year! WTF???

Yeah, OK love. You got me there. 2012 (L322) 4.4TDV8 Vogue SE, RSE, Fuji White over Arabica.
Previous V8s: BMW 645Ci, P38 4.6, P38 4.0, Merc CL500
Previous others: Honda x1, Volvo x7, Rover x6, BMW x6, Ford x1, Mercedes x2, Skoda x3, VW x2, Renault x2, Citroen x1, Mazda x3, Nissan x1, Audi x3, Kia x1, Fiat x4, Subaru x3, Austin x2, Triumph x2, Jeep x2, Hyundai x2, Lexus x1, Mitsubishi x1, Saab x2... and some others I've forgotten!

RFL on a modern Car over £40,000 and under six years old is £165 + £355…..£520 so a Full Fat is only slightly more expensive! 2012 tdv8 Westminster arrived Jan 19 gone Dec 23

200 TDi discovery bobtail gone
RR classic v8 bobtail gone
300 tdi Discovery 3 dr gone

Easy.... Name me a better vehicle....

Any other vehicle can be explained away against a Range Rover...  Pete
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2014 L405 Autobiography SDV8 4.4 Loire Blue Ebony interior
2011 L322 Vogue SE 4.4 TDV8 Baltic Blue. Parchment over Navy Interior. Sold
2012 L322 Autobiography 5.0 Supercharged Ipanema Sand, Jet Interior. Sold
2002 L322 Vogue 4.4 V8 Epson Green, Ivory over Aspen Interior (Fatty Offroader) Sold
-Click for Project Fatty off roader-

Went to look at the first one with MoH. Had a drive in it. Nothing more needed to be said.  John
2008 Stornoway Grey 3.6 Tdv8 Vogue
2005 TD6 Java Black Vogue - Written off!!
GAP iiD BT
2003 Discovery TD5 Auto, Nanocom Evolution - gone to a new home!
MasseyFerguson 152 - No electronics!! - Sold

wot Danb_220_2019 said.

What other vehicle can you make such a good impression as you drive up to a 5* hotel/country house; make easy meal of a 1600 mile round trip to Europe in; tow a 3T horse box/caravan/trailer with ease; cope with floods/potholes/snow/off road when required; put the back seats down and stuff full of rubbish for the tip; live in for 3 days (I have!!)

all for c.50p per mile!!

“The wife wanted one”.

@Dolphinboy: “stuff full of rubbish for the tip”

All of the above, plus nothing can beat it at the price for space, comfort, waftability, and feel-good factor. “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” -where’s the fun in that?

Telling my wife I no longer wanted to tow our 2 ton caravan after 40 years unless I had a Range Rover seemed to work.
To other people who might question why I have one I say' Would you rather be in a Range Rover or a normal car if they were to be in a nasty accident'?

I don’t justify it - I just want one (or 2) full stop.

My wife likes to fly business class, so it was easy to take her for a test drive and she told me to buy one. Current MY2020
Gone: 1 x L405 and 2 x L322's

Too old to go fast anymore. Want to go slow in comfort & quiet. X5 40d

Well, it just feels “right” and the best at what it does.

It just does everything you ask of it, so you’d probably need 3 vehicles if you didn’t have one.

There is no place it doesn’t fit in…. Excluding perhaps tight spaces 🤣.

Motoring isn’t cheap, so I took the view that I might as well enjoy where I am.

Maybe do it the other way… test drive a Range Rover with her, and then get her to justify not having one when you test drive other cars, as there will be always be something they don’t do as good…..

 2011 Range Rover Vogue SE 4.4 TDV8

Previous cars :
2003 Range Rover Vogue TD6
1999 Discovery Td5 ES
1995 BMW M5 3.8 6 speed
1992 Range Rover 3.9 Efi Vogue
1992 BMW M5 3.8
1988 BMW 735i SE
1989 Ford Sierra XR4x4 2.9i
1981 Ford Fiesta Supersport

sportier cars make me wanna speed and get points.

The RR makes me wanna just chill and enjoy it. Its actually a sport

Not anymore, 4.4 TDV8 now

If you have to ask - there is no point explaining. 2012 TDV8 Vogue (L322)

I’ve literally just had to do this to convince the wife. Essentially, I just lied to her.