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Merchy Member Since: 14 Feb 2021 Location: North Wales Posts: 1180 |
Play around with it for a few minutes, keep changing the height, off road / drive /access several times, check that the connection plug is clean and tight, then if no physical damage is evident leave it to see what happens.
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21st May 2021 8:43am |
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Snowy90 L322 Member Since: 24 Aug 2015 Location: Surrey Posts: 220 |
Ignore it, as said they like to bong every now and again, just to make you look under them! Makes em feel wanted. |
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21st May 2021 10:02am |
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Tugger Member Since: 28 Feb 2019 Location: Scotland Posts: 247 |
Just wait till winter and you get the outside temp bongs. Gives me the fear every single time it happens. 09 RR Westminster 3.6TDV8 - Stornoway Grey / Black interior - now gone (sad face)
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21st May 2021 12:11pm |
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Discotigger Member Since: 12 Feb 2013 Location: Cumbria Posts: 804 |
Yes, these Fatties like to throw out random BONGs, it's the only way to keep you alert and nervous.
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21st May 2021 12:31pm |
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Tugger Member Since: 28 Feb 2019 Location: Scotland Posts: 247 |
A means of changing/disabling these "information" bongs via IID would be brilliant, wonder if it's worth speaking to GAP about it? 09 RR Westminster 3.6TDV8 - Stornoway Grey / Black interior - now gone (sad face)
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21st May 2021 12:41pm |
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RRover Member Since: 17 May 2021 Location: Sussex Posts: 278 |
Yes I know that feeling, my TDV8 does that and three other regular 'the wheels and suspension and off-roading capacity are gone and air bags are about to explode' (3-codes in all) nearly every time I/we use the beastie, after about 10-20-minutes usually. Re-sets once switched off and on again. Three outlets including two LR/RR '''specialists''' (I wish I knew exactly what they are specialists at?) have taken money from me for 'getting to the heart of the problem' and none have stopped the BONGS (alerts) from on-going... Been doing so for two years now. Almost have gotten used to it. I think there's another speeding sensor that clicks in occasionally, which sets the fear off sometimes. Drat... |
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21st May 2021 3:33pm |
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RRover Member Since: 17 May 2021 Location: Sussex Posts: 278 |
I betcha that somewhere at LR/RR HQ they have a secret connection with cam footage in-car and to operating our bongs and touch a button to get us to crap our pants every now and again, or book in to throw more cash at them. Bar Stewards are they all... |
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21st May 2021 3:38pm |
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mjdronfield Member Since: 04 Nov 2011 Location: Derbyshire Posts: 7793 |
Ah bless, you will never forget your first bong. Thanks for involving us in this milestone life moment. It will remain with you forever 🤣 2011 Range Rover Vogue SE 4.4 TDV8
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21st May 2021 3:58pm |
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GraemeS Member Since: 06 Mar 2015 Location: Wagga area Posts: 2469 |
My pet hate. There is absolutely no justification for a BONG for low washer level, just showing the icon in the display is more than adequate. |
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21st May 2021 8:43pm |
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JoolsB Member Since: 16 Aug 2020 Location: The North Posts: 282 |
It’s all the terrifying warnings you get when the fuel level gets a bit low that make me jump out of my skin.
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22nd May 2021 9:07am |
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RR2B Member Since: 04 Aug 2020 Location: Rowlands Castle Posts: 251 |
Thanks for the responses - went out for a 50 mile run this morning and not a bong to be heard. WD40, fixes everything! 2011MY 4.4TDV8 Autobiography Baltic Blue
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22nd May 2021 1:56pm |
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RRover Member Since: 17 May 2021 Location: Sussex Posts: 278 |
Have to get the misses to switch her phone off in the fatty as it makes heart stopping sounds similar to the dreaded bongs every half an hour or so - and I go into 'Who Dares Wins' mode every time... scratching around for the balaclava and a plastic crap bag... |
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22nd May 2021 5:48pm |
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