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Rosco Member Since: 20 Jan 2012 Location: Beyond the wall. Posts: 2588 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Love it !! |
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AJGalaxy2012 Member Since: 11 Jun 2018 Location: Gainsborough Posts: 1464 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
BMW TO INITIATE A MAJOR RECALL
[/img] BMW i3 Electric Car 2012 Full Fat RR 4.4 TDV8 (now gone) 2006 VW Touareg 3.0 TDi V6 |
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PaulTyrer Member Since: 22 Jul 2013 Location: Devizes, Wiltshire Posts: 1260 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
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rjff Member Since: 28 Oct 2017 Location: Cambridgeshire Posts: 1196 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
as per AJG's photo, perhaps best not to use main beams either
(see article in the Sun) Cheers Richard (there are no such things as an ordinary FullFat, an ordinary cat or too many tools) 2011 TDV8 Vogue Santorini Black Gap IIDBT |
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rjff Member Since: 28 Oct 2017 Location: Cambridgeshire Posts: 1196 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
a trifle late, but>>>>>>>>>
with thanks to Mac, a great. Cheers Richard (there are no such things as an ordinary FullFat, an ordinary cat or too many tools) 2011 TDV8 Vogue Santorini Black Gap IIDBT |
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dexion7 Member Since: 06 Jun 2013 Location: Tynemouth Posts: 291 ![]() ![]() |
woman says to the doctor "doctor I'm having a problem with my avaries"
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Discotigger Member Since: 12 Feb 2013 Location: Cumbria Posts: 804 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Edith woke up after her Vaginal Tuck operation and was surprised to see three bunches of flowers on her bedside table...
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dexion7 Member Since: 06 Jun 2013 Location: Tynemouth Posts: 291 ![]() ![]() |
3 vampires go into a bar.
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dolph34 Member Since: 14 Sep 2015 Location: Kildare Posts: 1724 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
GSXR 1000 K5 R1 1998 |
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stan Site Moderator Member Since: 13 Jul 2010 Location: a moderate moderated moderator moderating moderately in moderation Posts: 35533 ![]() ![]() |
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Pfazz Member Since: 07 Apr 2012 Location: Stalybridge, Cheshire. Posts: 507 ![]() ![]() |
My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.
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dolph34 Member Since: 14 Sep 2015 Location: Kildare Posts: 1724 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
GSXR 1000 K5 R1 1998 |
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rjff Member Since: 28 Oct 2017 Location: Cambridgeshire Posts: 1196 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Queen, looking at the Duke
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Pfazz Member Since: 07 Apr 2012 Location: Stalybridge, Cheshire. Posts: 507 ![]() ![]() |
A weasel walks into a bar. The barman says "Wow, I've never served a weasel, what can I get you?"
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