you're only poor cos you've got an SC Stan  GONE 2010 Facelifted 3.6 TDV8 - Stornoway Grey + 22" Overfinch Olympus
HAVE 1999 Discovery 2 GS 4.0 V8 - Silver - Off Road Toy
GONE 2013 L405 4.4 SDV8 Vogue. Black with Silver roofline and 22" s
HAVE 2015 Jaguar XF.

Being told by easyjet to be there 2 hours before a flight only to find this is a gross exaggeration.

Could be having a curry instead of waiting here.

Guess it's better than being late.

House guests who follow 'if it's brown let it go down, if it's yellow let it mellow'.

Being delayed at Hearthrow Terminal 5 (again), going to the BA "customer service" desk, only to be told that they have no information about how long my flight will be delayed and any question of compensation should be taken up by the online "customer services", as the people at the desks in the terminal "don't deal with that sort of thing"!  Got - 2017 SDV8 Autobiography in Loire Blue
Had- 2008 TDV8 Vogue SE in Java black
Had - 2007 S/C in Stornoway Grey

Hotels that don't provide a bog brush. I don't want people seeing the bad things I do.

Booking into a hotel only to find the toilet has more skid marks than an F1 track.... Previously..
Vogue SE TD6
Defender 90 2.4
Defender 110 TD5
Vogue 3.5 EFI

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Booking into a 5 star hotel and having to pay £6.00 an hour for wifi or £75 for a week ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

I just never stay at a hotel without free wifi now. It's absolutely rediculous to charge for it, and some rates are just shocking.

members saying they are leaving the site and then coming back with a vengeance  Present :2008 TDV8 HSE
Gone Audi A5 2.7TDI
Gone Discovery 3 HSE
Gone Mercedes CLK
Gone Range Rover 2.5 DSE

Yes, don't you just HATE that?

Kurt & Joker, agree. Free wifi is rather like having air, electricity and water available in the rooms.

Also, it costs hotels hardly anything to do and charging £6 an hour is outrageous. Can you imagine many guests going back after seeing these charges?

Googsy wrote:

members saying they are leaving the site and then coming back with a vengeance

If I had got the right price for my car Conor , I would have  ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

JOKER wrote:

Booking into a 5 star hotel and having to pay £6.00 an hour for wifi or £75 for a week

Went to a mates wedding with the wife last weekend so stayed at a B and B that I used to pass every day when living at Banbury, it looked good out side and was always busy.
Shame about the Breakfast, one measly sausage, one slice of bacon, one tomato and about 36 beans in a small pot, even the Mrs said the coffee taisted like dish water . wont be going back. FFS it would'nt of cost much for some mushrooms, hash browns etc....Ireland has this B & B business all sown up to a tee! We always had large breakfasts there! If it dont work.......burn it!

If the IId tool cant fix it.......burn the FF.

If the FF cant be fixed......buy a Land Cruiser!

If the LC cant be fixed..............................................BUY a horse !!