Spending money when I didnt need to in the first place, for a part to replace a faulty (possably) PRV......there is already a reduser ready in waiting  If it dont work.......burn it!

If the IId tool cant fix it.......burn the FF.

If the FF cant be fixed......buy a Land Cruiser!

If the LC cant be fixed..............................................BUY a horse !!

Teachers declaring they really need the upcoming half term holiday... Right enough it's ages since the last one!

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"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

Insomnia.

Bmw drivers not indicating.
Sure this one's been said a few times. 2003 Range Rover Vogue 4.4 on Gas
1961 88" 2.25 diesel - George
Gone - 1997 3.9 V8i Discovery - Burt

Agree on the shower heads !!

As for the Irish B&Bs I believe that some serve porridge with Baileys instead of "normal" cream. That did go down VERY well with SWMBO on her travels there  MY 2010 5.0 SC Galway green and sand interior!!
Have the Faultmate MSV2 Extreme to be tinkering with the settings etc. !!

Passport office cashing my cheque and sending me a letter stating the original application renewal form for the daughter, was incorrectly filled in, paying 'special attention' to sections 1,2,3,4,6,9 and 10.......FFS they where filled correctly and when rang them today girl said cant say which if any where done correctly or not !

more postage costs.......savage is an understatement  If it dont work.......burn it!

If the IId tool cant fix it.......burn the FF.

If the FF cant be fixed......buy a Land Cruiser!

If the LC cant be fixed..............................................BUY a horse !!

Gardeners that don't Garden properly
Cleaners that do not clean properly
Kids that don't help out properly
and Wives that don't....x... at all

And they all want my money

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Batchellorhood Gaz was the way forward....
Obviously not possible after getting married having kids and a cleaner....... As they will all still want your money!


Unfortunately nobody tells you that at age 24! There is nothing that can't be fixed with a hammer😜😜
FFRR 4.4 SDV8 Autobiography Santorini Black.
KIA E-Niro 4+
2010 LR D4 Commercial 2.7 TDV6

how many wives you got then Gary?  ... - .- -.




Y. O. L. O.
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Just a bit of plurale tantum Stan

Motorbikers who use the oncoming lane to overtake in traffic, leaving me no bloody room on MY side of the road.  Si. <This is my name.

I eat rat poison.

A man ain't truly been insulted until he stands buck naked in front of a woman and she didn't even notice. Or care.

Wives isn't plurale tantum - there's a singular - wife.

Unlike genitals. You can't have genital - even if you've only got one, like Hitler.

Refurbished alloy wheel faces, reference which a good job has been done but the inside wheel rim area wasn't cleaned and/ or masked off before the refurb, leaving a combination of paint/ lacquer overspray and/ or a filthy inner rim sealed in by clear lacquer!

Attempting to check in on line with Air France / Flybe (Orly-Southampton) only to get all through the process right to the end and get a message 'Sorry there has been an error - check in at the airport'!

Then to be told by Customer Services that it is not possible to check in for a Flybe flight through Air France (which I have been doing successfully for 3 years until this API information was added)