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Bofa Bill



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Ask Gaz.

Just ask Gaz from Prestge where he is going Friday morning?

Hope he has his camera. Made in Scotland frae 'Girders'

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GraemeC



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I like the idea of this being a more general 'Ask Gaz' thread where forum users post their dilemmas and Gaz gives sage advice!! I'll start...

Dear Gaz,
My wife has booked a weekend yurting with my two year old son and her sister.

Clearly there are few things worse than yurting and spending time with the sister-in-law.

How do I escape for the weekend?
Graeme 2007 Zermatt Silver TDV8 Vogue SE - now sold but was a great car!

Post #267364 25th Jun 2014 8:46pm
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Dear Gaz,

I have two brothers, one works at McDonald's, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber.

My mother died of a drug overdose when I was three years old, my two sisters are prostitutes and my father sells drugs and human traffics.

Recently, I met a girl who was released from prison where she served time for smothering her illegitimate child to death.

I love this girl very much and want to marry her.

My problem is this:

Shall I tell her about my brother who works at McDonald's? ... - .- -.




Y. O. L. O.
.

Post #267366 25th Jun 2014 8:53pm
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Alistair



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Deer Gaz

I am a marid person but I want to stop flerting with other girls. As a person I ma a caring husban to my wife.I love her somuch. When I come to sex I want to have sex with other girls. I know Its a bad habit but I want to stop that because I love my wife. Please can youse help me....

Post #267369 25th Jun 2014 8:59pm
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JOKER



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Dear Gaz ....

I've recently started dating a 46 year old woman, and she has 2 kids. I've also started sleeping with her 20 year old daughter. I don't need any advice, I just thought I'd let you know. ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

Post #267372 25th Jun 2014 9:07pm
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Bofa Bill



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Bunch of 'Jokers!

Laughed tho.

Heres a wee clue.

Www.rallyforheroes.com

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Simon Weston.
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Post #267378 25th Jun 2014 9:21pm
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XXXAngelXXX



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Dear Gaz my wife doesn't agree on buying another Aston Martin what should i do Neutral Neutral

regards Frank All my spelling errorz are belong to me!

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KurtVerbose



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Bill - tell them to drop by when they go past my house - although I might be on holiday in Greece. But if I'm in I'd be happy to put the tea on and serve up some cake + make a donation. Actually, I'll make a donation today anyway. Thumbs Up

Frank, you're doing it wrong. Buy her an Aston Martin and pretend it's her present. Thumbs Up

Post #267435 26th Jun 2014 11:54am
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she doesn't want one and when i mention AM she starts looking weird... Confused Very Happy All my spelling errorz are belong to me!

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ebajema



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Tell her a sexy 25 year old bombshell is a lot more expensive than an AM Frank. MY 2010 5.0 SC Galway green and sand interior!!
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XXXAngelXXX



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wifey says if you add the the divorce - yes .... Shocked Laughing All my spelling errorz are belong to me!

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Bellini



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Dear Gaz,

My wife is 46 and my daughter is 20. I suspect my wife is having an affair as the bedroom smells of Irn-Bru.

My daughter appears to have developed a sweet tooth as she talks endlessly about her 'sugar daddy'...

Do you have Mick's address? Si. <This is my name.

I eat rat poison.

A man ain't truly been insulted until he stands buck naked in front of a woman and she didn't even notice. Or care.


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XXXAngelXXX



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Post #267459 26th Jun 2014 1:26pm
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JOKER



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Bellini wrote:
Dear Gaz,

My wife is 46 and my daughter is 20. I suspect my wife is having an affair as the bedroom smells of Irn-Bru.

My daughter appears to have developed a sweet tooth as she talks endlessly about her 'sugar daddy'...

Do you have Mick's address?



Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down Bow down Bow down Bow down ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

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