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KurtVerbose



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Plumber of the year awards

And the nominations are....



















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Post #263750 6th Jun 2014 10:22pm
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Prop



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Absolutely brilliant, I pi Censored ed myself laughing. Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
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Cam-Tech-Craig



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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down Thumbs Up
Post #263760 7th Jun 2014 12:14am
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Emperor Mong



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I remember getting a new bathroom put in many, many years ago. We had a delightful tame plumber call Bernie the Bathroom. Lovely fellow with a "tik Oirish accent".

Anyway, I got a call from him at work about where to fir the bidet. It was a square room and I wanted it opposite the loo. I explained this but added the fatal rider "But if that is very difficult then just put it somewhere sensible."

When I got to the property that evening, I was looking at the work done and noticed he'd not fitted the bidet a it was still in the middle of the room. Then I walked around to notice that, in fact, he had fitted the bidet...

The thing was -I kid you not - a meter from the nearest wall.
Post #263767 7th Jun 2014 6:10am
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My fave is the last one!

Nice bit of scribing, that needs decent skills!
Post #263768 7th Jun 2014 6:17am
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KurtVerbose



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Emperor Mong wrote:
The thing was -I kid you not - a meter from the nearest wall.


Laughing Laughing

A guy I know here had a plumber in and he'd connected the cistern to the hot water so every time you flushed it would fill with hot water.

Brings a new meaning to a hot and steamy one.
Post #263771 7th Jun 2014 6:23am
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ebajema



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My dad made that mistake once (hot water to cistern) when he upgraded the downstairs toilet in their old house, he was the one laughing hardest about that mistake. Luckily everything was still open so easy to correct but man we still talk about that sometimes Smile MY 2010 5.0 SC Galway green and sand interior!!
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Post #263849 7th Jun 2014 1:29pm
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Andy B



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Great use of the dreaded traffic cone Thumbs Up Rolling with laughter SDV8 AB MY 2019
SDV8 VSE MY 2015 - Gone
5.0 S/C AB MY 2010 - Gone
4.2 S/C VSE MY 2006 - Gone
Post #263856 7th Jun 2014 1:50pm
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And that Gentlemen is why they're plumbers and not brain surgeons. Absolutely PMSL. Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
Post #263896 7th Jun 2014 8:09pm
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Welshdragon



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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

I liking the hose pipe attached to the cistern Rolling with laughter If it dont work.......burn it!

If the IId tool cant fix it.......burn the FF.

If the FF cant be fixed......buy a Land Cruiser!

If the LC cant be fixed..............................................BUY a horse !!
Post #263903 7th Jun 2014 8:40pm
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pld118



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That UPVC door... I've seen it all now! Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
Post #263907 7th Jun 2014 9:01pm
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KurtVerbose



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Ok, think we have another contender.

I stayed in a cheap hotel in Athens last night. Is this the worlds smallest bath?

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This thing pointed in any direction apart from where you were standing.

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But here's the big issue - how do you flush this thing?

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Here's the answer - right up here.

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Took me ages to find it, but it became a mission, and it was such a small button I couldn't believe the toilet flushed when I pressed it. :lol:

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Full Fat Ray



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^ Quality!!! Rolling with laughter Bow down 2006 (56 Reg) 4.4 V8 Vogue In Bonatti Grey (Gorgeous!!)
Post #267871 28th Jun 2014 7:13pm
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^^ and that is why Greek plumbing is so famous Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter I lived there for three years way back and got to see far to much of that.
Mind you my German plumber has just connected my gas main to my shower , it seems old habits die hard . 2008 MY Supercharged
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and no ugly kid windows.
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^ Don't smoke in the bath! Shocked
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