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Robert Member Since: 25 Oct 2011 Location: Perigueux Posts: 2289 |
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4th Jul 2015 12:47pm |
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Alistair Member Since: 11 Feb 2011 Location: Peterborough / Bordeaux / Andorra Posts: 7941 |
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4th Jul 2015 1:57pm |
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Dixy Member Since: 09 Apr 2009 Location: Somerset Posts: 1096 |
Is that because the gap is not big enough ? letters not necessarily in the right order |
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4th Jul 2015 2:54pm |
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Cam-Tech-Craig Member Since: 03 Aug 2011 Location: Gloucestershire Posts: 16294 |
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4th Jul 2015 10:47pm |
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Cam-Tech-Craig Member Since: 03 Aug 2011 Location: Gloucestershire Posts: 16294 |
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14th Sep 2015 11:27pm |
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Andra Member Since: 22 Sep 2015 Location: Scotland Posts: 81 |
I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me.
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27th Sep 2015 3:13am |
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Alistair Member Since: 11 Feb 2011 Location: Peterborough / Bordeaux / Andorra Posts: 7941 |
My wife's tourettes test came back negative
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27th Sep 2015 8:22am |
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Rosco Member Since: 20 Jan 2012 Location: Beyond the wall. Posts: 2576 |
My neighbour knocked at my door at 3am this morning! Can you believe it? 3am!
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29th Sep 2015 7:39am |
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iKushtyy Member Since: 19 Apr 2015 Location: London Posts: 94 |
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, who knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner, completely unaware of who Tiger is.
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6th Oct 2015 6:05pm |
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Andra Member Since: 22 Sep 2015 Location: Scotland Posts: 81 |
An older couple who were both widowed had been going out with each other for a long time.
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14th Oct 2015 3:59pm |
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Cam-Tech-Craig Member Since: 03 Aug 2011 Location: Gloucestershire Posts: 16294 |
clever |
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14th Oct 2015 11:01pm |
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RR2008HSE Member Since: 06 Jan 2013 Location: British Columbia Posts: 2932 |
Ah, sex and grammar. |
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16th Oct 2015 1:03am |
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dand Member Since: 03 Sep 2014 Location: Wokingham Posts: 50 |
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with the vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death! |
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10th Nov 2015 8:26pm |
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Cam-Tech-Craig Member Since: 03 Aug 2011 Location: Gloucestershire Posts: 16294 |
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10th Nov 2015 11:36pm |
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