I've found some pretty horrible houses on my travels, most of them are rented out to DSS people who really don't care about the place.

I've also seen some pretty spurious things in peoples houses too, mainly under beds etc when I've needed to move them out the way to get cables in.

Best one though was this in a cupboard on someone's landing where the alarm control panel is..

Her husband works away for months at a time, obviously this gets her through the lonely months when he's not there...

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nothing wrong with sex toys

i don't think i know a female (married or not) who does not have a dildo or 'rampant' rabbit'

bit like guys don't watch porn

the one shown above eats batteries

My god! That's not work safe! 

M44K TS wrote:

I've found some pretty horrible houses on my travels, most of them are rented out to DSS people who really don't care about the place.

I've also seen some pretty spurious things in peoples houses too, mainly under beds etc when I've needed to move them out the way to get cables in.

Best one though was this in a cupboard on someone's landing where the alarm control panel is..

Her husband works away for months at a time, obviously this gets her through the lonely months when he's not there...

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Thing is, I had to move those board games out of the way to get at the panel,as I was downstairs checking the alarm over, she went upstairs and hid the dildo, she didn't really want to make much conversation after that. I remained professional until I got back in the van to leave then practically cried with laughter all the way home.

tell the trruth - did you have a quick sniff?

dan_uk_1984 wrote:

My god! That's not work safe!

Edna would disolve it

nick h wrote:

dan_uk_1984 wrote:

My god! That's not work safe!

Dan its not meant to be used at work?

however, did you ask Edna?

Depends what the job is - I mean if you are one of the ladies who sits in a window in Amsterdam then it could be one of one's "tools of the trade" so to speak...................  2018 Mini Countryman Cooper S E All4 PHEV in Melting Silver - it’s whisper quiet in EV and polluter modes

nick h wrote:

tell the trruth - did you have a quick sniff?

Not a chance, although my brother once found a small vibrator on the top of a petrol pump at some motorway services and though it was hilarious when he switched it on and watched it buzz round the forecourt, I had to remind him that it might have been used by someone with low personal hygiene standards, safe to say he thoroughly washed his hands after touching it  2006 Mercedes CLS
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MICK wrote:

Why !!!!!!!!!! To take it home and wash it ........

and then send it to you gift wrapped...



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I think the word you're looking for is, "touché" Mick  2006 Mercedes CLS
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But really finding it hard to fight the urge for a S/C...

Good one Stanley ............... as said before very witty for an old guy like myself .......  ====================================

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MICK wrote:

Good one Stanley ............... as said before very witty for an old guy like myself .......

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