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Woman . Do you drink beer ?
Man .. Yes
Woman .. How many beers a day
Man .. Usually about 3
Woman ... How much do you pay per beer
Man .. About £5
Woman .. How long have you been drinking ?
Man .. About 20 years
Woman .. So a beer costs £5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at £450 , in one year it would be approximately £5400 .. correct
Man .. Correct
Woman .. If in one year you spend £5400 not accounting for inflation the past 20 years puts your spending at £108,000 correct
Man .. Correct
Woman .. Do you know that if you did not drink so much beer that money could have been put in an interest savings account and after accounting for interest for the past 20 years you could have now bought a Ferrari ?
Man .. Do you drink beer ?
Woman ... No
Man .. Where's your friggin Ferrari ?  ====================================
"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy
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31st Aug 2016 7:41pm
