Nigella Lawson is to divorce that wizened old fart Saatchi. It has to be asked, what use was a 70 year old ever going to be to a woman of that caliber.

I could even put up with Nigella if she's bad tempered & untidy around the house. I'd simply plug my I Player into my lugs, then just sit back to watch that beautiful woman cooking or anything else she feels like doing

My mind is filling up with lots of very naughty thoughts  The reason women's minds are cleaner than a mans mind is that women change their minds more often!
When women say fine a mans in deep doodoo as fine has so many meanings.

^^^ Best not let mrs AK see that hey

Though cooking would be requested from her after much more laborious activities have been completed....

Hmm love that!!



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Glad it's not just me thinking the same thoughts.  Si. <This is my name.

I eat rat poison.

A man ain't truly been insulted until he stands buck naked in front of a woman and she didn't even notice. Or care.

I'll think you'll find that he is divorcing her..... Did he not say that in his newspaper column? Previously..
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Defender 90 2.4
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Vogue 3.5 EFI

a female nigel lawson....  ... - .- -.




Y. O. L. O.
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Look, it doesn't matter.

She's a gorgeous body that won't ever need Viagra. She has that ever-so-sexy CFM look and... well... surely those two are enough.  Si. <This is my name.

I eat rat poison.

A man ain't truly been insulted until he stands buck naked in front of a woman and she didn't even notice. Or care.

So - she's available again!

Did you notice in that picture how much she's yearning for me?

I may have got that the wrong way round, I often make that mistake.

CFM?

The radio station?

The aero engine makers?

Combined Facilities Management?

she's 53 years old and has now let herself go a bit..


 ... - .- -.




Y. O. L. O.
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...and she's only got one ear .....


 ... - .- -.




Y. O. L. O.
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CFM - Are you telling me you don't know what it stands for!

Come F*** Me

I knew this Australian girl once at work, before I ended up living there for a year, who was wearing very provocative spike-heeled boots and a short, tight skirt which matched her huge cleavage. On commenting my approval, she replied 'oh, these are my CFM boots!' and things took on a whole new meaning after that.

Stan, admit it. She gives you trouser-stirrings as well.  Si. <This is my name.

I eat rat poison.

A man ain't truly been insulted until he stands buck naked in front of a woman and she didn't even notice. Or care.

I'd definitely still pork her - romantic style!

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