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Simusmaximus



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Wales 2004 Range Rover Vogue 4.4 V8 Java Black

Thumbs Up "I got him boxed in like a turtle's pecker!".

Post #198039 8th Jul 2013 4:36pm
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I'd rather be applying a bit of polish to an old Nigella than an old Range Rover Very Happy Geoff

Post #198040 8th Jul 2013 4:37pm
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Simusmaximus



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Have to agree, although Rangie's have nice bodywork and lines, I would rather massage some body oil over Nigella's lines and curves.


Ooooooooooooohhhhh!. Heavenly!.

Razz "I got him boxed in like a turtle's pecker!".

Post #198052 8th Jul 2013 5:52pm
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Ahem - you may need to listen to this solo - you will either cry or ........






btw - what's a trutle? ^^ 2012 FFRR Westminster Orkney / Ivory and absolutely no pimp-glass!

Post #198055 8th Jul 2013 6:13pm
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Simusmaximus



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It's a bit like a Trotoise!.

Rolling with laughter My bad, thanks for noticing that. Laughing Censored Laughing "I got him boxed in like a turtle's pecker!".

Post #198057 8th Jul 2013 6:46pm
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Already posted that vid didnt i Wink

And yeah, this is the problem, She wants me back now she got rid of the ejit but i keep telling her i do dont seconds. This is what happens when i tell a woman no, they think they must be rough so start to look rough Wink Laughing FFRR MY06 facelift With TDV8 Alloys Zeros/ATR's
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Post #198080 8th Jul 2013 8:29pm
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Simusmaximus



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The "Dirty deed" would still need to be done though, it would be rude not to!. Whistle "I got him boxed in like a turtle's pecker!".

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Your quite right Kingpleb "This is what happens when i tell a woman no" you stick to your guns mate, its nice to hear that some of us have decent principles...Oh no not me, I'd luv to be found hanging out of Nigella in the morning Whistle my thoughts need to be Censored

Rolling with laughter The reason women's minds are cleaner than a mans mind is that women change their minds more often!
When women say fine a mans in deep doodoo as fine has so many meanings.

Post #198093 8th Jul 2013 8:50pm
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