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Gaylexx



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2007 Range Rover Vogue SE TDV8 Zermatt Silver
What's your favourite saying?

I went to see a guy today who hadn't done a task for me that he had promised to do. When I asked him why he hadn't done it he was quite honest and said "it wasn't the closest crocodile to the canoe last week"
That made me chuckle, any of you out there got any good sayings?
Post #145370 8th Oct 2012 6:46pm
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crookedm



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2007 Range Rover Vogue SE TDV8 Java Black

I love this one;

'You can't polish a t_rd'
Post #145371 8th Oct 2012 6:50pm
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andyboy



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Wales 2004 Range Rover Vogue Td6 Java Black

You can't bulls.h.i.t a bulls.h.i.t.t.e.r Rolling with laughter gone fishin'
Post #145382 8th Oct 2012 7:25pm
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Joe90



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Censored off you Censored Censored  .
Experience is the only genuine knowledge, but as time passes, I have forgotten more than I can remember Wink
Volvo V70 P2 2006 2.4 Petrol 170bhp Estate SE
MG Midget Mk1 1962

Previous: L322 Range Rover TDV8 3.6 2008; L322 Range Rover TD6 3.0 2002; P38A Range Rover V8 1999
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alanm_3



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Scotland 2017 Range Rover Autobiography SDV8 Loire Blue

And it's many variations! Rolling with laughter Got - 2017 SDV8 Autobiography in Loire Blue
Had- 2008 TDV8 Vogue SE in Java black
Had - 2007 S/C in Stornoway Grey
Post #145407 8th Oct 2012 8:03pm
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BrianC



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Bawbag Rolling with laughter
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Contraband



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Sha hoor sir.. Previously..
Vogue SE TD6
Defender 90 2.4
Defender 110 TD5
Vogue 3.5 EFI

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Rob2529



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United Kingdom 2004 Range Rover Vogue 4.4 V8 Oslo Blue

Blah blah is a "Weapons grade helmet"
Censored the bed!
Assumption is the mother of all f'ups! [img]http://www.fuelly.com/driver/rob2529/range-rover[img/]
04, 4.4V8, Vogue Oslo Blue with LPG.
"You can sleep in your car, BUT you can't race your house!!!!"

If something can't be fixed with a hammer....... You have yourself an electrical fault!
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mercs600



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England 2002 Range Rover Vogue Td6 Java Black

'Always be nice to people on the way up ! - You sure to meet them again on the way down'!
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TugRR



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. . . . "What would you rather be or a wasp" . . . .

Thumbs Up Where do you go after one of these . . . ?
Post #145444 8th Oct 2012 9:37pm
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BrianC



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My favourite saying is - no point being the richest man in the graveyard … hence why we drive range rovers Rolling with laughter
Post #145445 8th Oct 2012 9:39pm
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Paul J.



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England 

[insert car name] goes faster than sh*t off a chrome shovel.

or,

[insert car name] goes faster than prunes through a short grandmother.

Paul.
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JOKER



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" Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't " ..... ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

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nbunney



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1 from my old man sticks in my head.

'Were you born a pillock or did you have to practice'
Post #145452 8th Oct 2012 10:09pm
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Katash



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England 2007 Range Rover Supercharged 4.2 SC V8 Zermatt Silver

Working as an engineer I'm constantly asked to work miracles with Censored machines, its honestly like scrapheap challenge where I work - upon getting it running somewhere near, usually by modifying something to do something it wasn't intended to do my usual disclaimer is

"You can only p1$$ with the c0ck you got."
Post #145453 8th Oct 2012 10:33pm
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