Here's i am minding my own business i come down to the study and sit on the forum for hours on end on and off , and because i let the wife sit and watch her own TV programmes and make the dinners also feed the dogs do the washing and ironing and the odd bit of cleaning when it's the cleaners days off ….

All she does is moan at me coz she thinks i think more of a Forum than i do of her as i don't help out …

Which i think is a bit unfair , after all it's me that has to put the black bag in the wheelie bin coz she always overfills it and she doesn't hear me moaning ….  ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

Jeez Mick, it sounds just like my wife

Mine too!!

I'm so glad I haven't got one....I can spend all my money on cars  Current MY2020
Gone: 1 x L405 and 2 x L322's

Women  Geoff

Ditto, i mean its not good enough that you pay her way is it Mick

Maybe you should say its time to part ex her for a newer model, upkeep is less, servicing costs are about the same if not cheaper but occasional failures are covered under warranty(ie you take it in for repair and get another while its being repaired..) and you wouldn't need to worry about ear bashing  FFRR MY06 facelift With TDV8 Alloys Zeros/ATR's
Mantec Sump Guard, Rigid Load liner, MY10 BT upgrade.

It's no surprise to me that women live longer than men, we do all the work, earn all the money and still they expect more from us. Geoff

Mick, if the serving wench is coming into the lounge nagging at you and bending your ear, well mate, you've left the chain too long. Simple !!

Shorten the chain and send her back to her own half of the house.

Mick, you're missing the coded message.

She's not moaning at you for not doing household stuff. No, she loves that. She really does!

She misses you, old boy. You know, MISSES you.

She wants Mick-The-Love-Machine back upstairs doing what Mick (in her eyes) does best.

Off you go boy!  Si. <This is my name.

I eat rat poison.

A man ain't truly been insulted until he stands buck naked in front of a woman and she didn't even notice. Or care.

Typical, my office is upstairs and because she cannot see what I am up to she assumes I am hiding/playing whenever I am am working.....

Women!

My solution was to get an iPad. Then I can sit with the wife when she watches CSI/NCIS/Downton Abbey but ignore the goggle box and surf the 'net.

Then I'm deemed to be "being sociable".

Same here, but bought an iPhone 4S instead.

Then bought the wife one because she was the one spending time in the study on FaceBook. Si. <This is my name.

I eat rat poison.

A man ain't truly been insulted until he stands buck naked in front of a woman and she didn't even notice. Or care.

Awe the pity I have for u is just immense .. U will be divorced by next year if shes a smart woman , you'll have no money to spend on ur car cause u will have to pay maintenance and she'll have the house...ur life will be empty but, sure you will always have the forum..

Emperor Mong wrote:

My solution was to get an iPad.

She has one , also have one myself so that when in bed she can be on Facebook and i can be on the forum , plus the TV in the bedroom is on so at least i am still being sociable ...

@ Lolo … Divorced , wishful thinking …

Anyhow i worship the ground that's coming to her …..

Well in all fairness I shouldn't be slagging, every night in bed Mickey mouse on for toddler in between us (sleeps with us) husband on either his BB or iPhone and me on both iPhone and iPad, (us women are great multitasking).. God what did they do before technology... Talk..?!?!