People who cannot do a decent and compelling presentation (in a business meeting) and who you just want to shout "Sit down, you are about as interesting to the people in this room as mouldy yoghurt, you useless Wa**ker!" Discovery 4 HSE
1998 110 TUM HS FFR Hard Top XD WOLF
1982 Series 3 Hard Top

*Gone:L462 D5 HSE LUX, L663 Defender 110 HSE, Discovery 3 HSE, 2014MY Range Rover Sport 5.0 Supercharged AB Dynamic; L405 Exec Vogue SE 4.4, 5.0 Supercharged Autobiography, Defender TDCi XS CSW, Defender TD5 HT, Vogue SE TDV8, Vogue TD6, RRSport SC 4.2V8, Classic 3.9 Vogue Auto, Land Rover Series 3 SWB

RRUK wrote:

......it's normally a waddling old fat B**ch using the trolley as a makeshift walking frame cos she can't be arsed to walk normally. Fat

RRUK wrote:

.........you useless Wa**ker!"

Sounds like you had an exciting day

People who slam the brakes on down to 35mph when they see a highways agency Shogun doing 45 on the A1, just in case, yes you stupid old git, that's why I blasted the horn at you after narrowly missing the back of your car. Fully laden Vivaro's take longer to stop than a new Korean with its ABS, ESP, EBD etc. before anyone says I was following too close, I left an ample gap, just you don't expect someone to half their speed! 2006 Mercedes CLS
1991 Retro-style Mini
But really finding it hard to fight the urge for a S/C...

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"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

 2006 Mercedes CLS
1991 Retro-style Mini
But really finding it hard to fight the urge for a S/C...

M44K TS wrote:

People who slam the brakes on down to 35mph when they see a highways agency Shogun doing 45 on the A1, just in case, yes you stupid old git, that's why I blasted the horn at you after narrowly missing the back of your car. Fully laden Vivaro's take longer to stop than a new Korean with its ABS, ESP, EBD etc. before anyone says I was following too close, I left an ample gap, just you don't expect someone to half their speed!

Are you retared? Did you actually read what I wrote? I was leaving a large gap, (more than the 2 second rule) the fact is, he must have literally hit the brake pedal as hard as possible, despite the AMPLE GAP I left, trying to outbreak something in a 2t+ van with no ABS wasn't going to end well, especially with thinking time reducing actual braking distance, no matter how careful you are, idiots like that would have caught anyone out so dont go making assumtions that im going to "wipe someone out" giving the impression I'm a careless driver. I dare say anyone in that same prediciment regardless of following distance would have had a near miss. 2006 Mercedes CLS
1991 Retro-style Mini
But really finding it hard to fight the urge for a S/C...

No I'm not retarded, however I spend much of my working life cutting people out of wrecked cars. Most of these people probably assumed they were driving correctly at the time. Incidentally the horn is to warn people not show frustration. No longer FF owner but still interested. Present car Jaguar XE
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Previous car Td6 SE
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Previous LR- Disco 300TDi Auto

I was making him aware of my presence, hence the horn. Either way, I didn't hit him so no worries, notch it up to experience. 2006 Mercedes CLS
1991 Retro-style Mini
But really finding it hard to fight the urge for a S/C...

Sounds more like an angry driver to me. I'm not trying to be a smart arse but at the end of the day it is vital to always be aware that anything can happen ahead. I have been a firefighter for over 23 years and have not seen a fire engine drive into the back of a car, considering they are often being driven under very stressful conditions and other drivers are liable to do very unexpected things when they see blue lights behind. The idea is to try to think ahead at all times. Not having a go just saying how things can happen.

As you said though, notch it up. No worries  No longer FF owner but still interested. Present car Jaguar XE
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Previous car Td6 SE
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Previous LR- Disco 300TDi Auto

Bloody Merc drivers  Present :2008 TDV8 HSE
Gone Audi A5 2.7TDI
Gone Discovery 3 HSE
Gone Mercedes CLK
Gone Range Rover 2.5 DSE

White van man actually  2006 Mercedes CLS
1991 Retro-style Mini
But really finding it hard to fight the urge for a S/C...

I'm with RRUK what is it with fat ugly people and doorways ? and even better when they do it getting off an escalator . 2008 MY Supercharged
Rimini Red / Jet
four zone climate
remote park heater
and no ugly kid windows.
magnus satis quod turpis satis

Speaking of escalators....

 2006 Mercedes CLS
1991 Retro-style Mini
But really finding it hard to fight the urge for a S/C...

What about lifts you enter lift select your floor door almost closes and some noob wedges his hand between the doors to get in resulting in a further 20 sec delay

Great though when you see someone running from distance to get in the lift yet you press the button anyway door closes and up you go pure satisfaction

Grannies are even better they havent a chance Present :2008 TDV8 HSE
Gone Audi A5 2.7TDI
Gone Discovery 3 HSE
Gone Mercedes CLK
Gone Range Rover 2.5 DSE

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