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KurtVerbose Member Since: 08 Aug 2010 Location: Les Arses Posts: 5848 |
A man went to see his doctor and said 'Doctor, I keep writing in capital letters'.
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9th Nov 2011 8:47pm |
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JOKER Member Since: 11 Sep 2008 Location: Sconnie Botland Posts: 15876 |
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9th Nov 2011 8:58pm |
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TugRR Member Since: 11 Jan 2011 Location: Bakewell Posts: 1199 |
Two fish in a tank.
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9th Nov 2011 9:08pm |
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JOKER Member Since: 11 Sep 2008 Location: Sconnie Botland Posts: 15876 |
Warning!!!!Don't join the Tesco dating agency , I just did and ended up with a bag for life. ====================================
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13th Nov 2011 8:22pm |
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JOKER Member Since: 11 Sep 2008 Location: Sconnie Botland Posts: 15876 |
I reported a dead woman lying in a field to the police.
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14th Nov 2011 8:48pm |
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alanm_3 Member Since: 19 Feb 2011 Location: my House, unless I’m not at home, in which case I’m somewhere else. Posts: 6729 |
Police in the US are said to be investigating the possibility that Joe Frazier's death may have been suspicious.
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14th Nov 2011 10:25pm |
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JOKER Member Since: 11 Sep 2008 Location: Sconnie Botland Posts: 15876 |
On tonight's "I'm a Celebrity get me out of here" 4 contestants have to suck on a Penis ….
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15th Nov 2011 11:48am |
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markdotreed Member Since: 05 Sep 2011 Location: Ropley Posts: 741 |
I've just bought a lighter and it has a Pink Flame........
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15th Nov 2011 12:27pm |
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andyboy Member Since: 24 Aug 2010 Location: south wales Posts: 540 |
I'm starting to be really careful about drink driving, now christmas isn't far away!!
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15th Nov 2011 5:26pm |
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47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 |
Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and
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15th Nov 2011 10:39pm |
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47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 |
New Ford for 2012
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15th Nov 2011 10:40pm |
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47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 |
QUIZ
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15th Nov 2011 10:43pm |
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47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 |
The Redneck went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving, the Nurse says "Congratulations, Your wife has had quint's, 5 big baby boys."
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15th Nov 2011 10:44pm |
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47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 |
Spare a thought for Michael O'leary chief executive of Ryanair arriving in a hotel in Dublin, he went to the bar and asked for a pint of draught Guinness.
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17th Nov 2011 1:15pm |
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