Not sure if this'll fly like the random jokes thread but here goes anyway.

Dom.

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
Edward Langley, Artist (1928 - 1995)

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man, standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
Winston Churchill

If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot.
And suppose you were a member of Parliament....
But then I repeat myself.
Mark Twain

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money..
G Gordon Liddy

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
Douglas Casey

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:
If it moves, tax it.
If it keeps moving, regulate it. And
If it stops moving, subsidize it.
Ronald Reagan (1986)

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!
P.J. O'Rourke

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
Thomas Jefferson

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
Terry Pratchett


I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
Terry Pratchett

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.

Groucho Marx


As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

John Lennon ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

as shakespeare would say,

''to s/c or not s/c that is the question''


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