A couple who drove their Range Rover to Asda break down in the car park.

The husband told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.
The wife returned later to see a large group of people near the range rover.
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis.
Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones !
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The land rover assistance mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

 "RANGEISM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED"
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Pretlove says , '' I want my car back "

I don't believe it.

Range Rover, in an ASDA carpark?! No chance. 

i go to asda and i know its hard to believe but tescos as well  "RANGEISM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED"
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Pretlove says , '' I want my car back "

I've parked in Lidl before, that felt dirty, mind you, it was only to watch the end of Top Gear. 2006 Mercedes CLS
1991 Retro-style Mini
But really finding it hard to fight the urge for a S/C...

i go there to for the dodgy goods they have on special "RANGEISM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED"
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Pretlove says , '' I want my car back "

pretlove wrote:

i go to asda and i know its hard to believe but tescos as well

To be fair, now I'm running petrol rather than LPG I may have to give up Waitrose. Maybe shop in Sainsbury's - but not ASDA with the blimps in leggings. 

my nearest waitrose is about 20 miles away so not much point in shoping there "RANGEISM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED"
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Pretlove says , '' I want my car back "

Could be worse.......
Lidl, Aldi, Netto, ........
Anyone else old enough to remember Shoppers Paradise??

Dom

There is always point in shopping in Waitrose. People think it's expensive so it keeps the riff raff out. But we did a price comparison, on £100 a weeks worth of shopping it was about 10-20% cheaper than tescos!

Their BBQ food is great too and their steaks are bargain prices mmm steak ***Drool*** 

mmmmm steak "RANGEISM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED"
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Pretlove says , '' I want my car back "

I guess this is the actual funniest part of the joke "A couple who drove their Range Rover to Asda"

could end.................were later arrested for stealing it from an M&S carpark.................