Thought for the day: Some people are like slinkies. They're not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Why don't NHS bosses start hiring obsessive compulsives as nurses? Their attention to hygiene and constant hand washing would see an end to MRSA outbreaks in no time.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

Some of the tributes from celebrity fans & colleagues coming in for Amy Winehouse.
Mark Ronson "I've lost a dear friend"
Neville Staple "Her talent was an inspiration"
Keith Richards "Effin' lightweight"

My wife suggested I get one of those penis enlargers... so I did... she's 21 & called Lucy.

Yy mate keeps telling his girlfriend not to turn her head away near the end of a BJ. Did she listen? Did she heck... it went in one ear & out the other!

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"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

lol, top ones very good. FFRR TD6 HSE
Adriatic Blue with Parchment leather.