My wife came straight out the shower and stood in front of the mirror complaining to me that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her they are not I came up with a suggestion."If you want your tits to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them".Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breast. "How long will this take?" She asked."They will grow larger over a period of years." I replied. She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them larger over the year?"Without missing a beat I replied "Worked for your arse didn't it?" ====================================
"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy
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