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mzplcg



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Not bleedin' impressed

OK, so I'm not the best dressed guy in town, but I'm not exactly the scruffiest either. Both Justin and Stan saw me in casual gear at Salisbury so they can vouch.

Right, so last saturday we were away in Malvern with the Tintent. Had Little Dom and the 2 Dogs with us. So SWMBO announces that she's going into Boots for some toothpaste. Right says I, well I'll stay outside with the dogs and you take Chrisbix in with you.

So, she's in Boots and I'm sat outside on the step with my 2 dogs laid down at my feet. 2 old ladies come back to their car which is parked in front of me and the one who was headed for the passenger door gave me this weird look. So I asked her if she needed help or had she dropped something perhaps................

No she replied, I was just looking for your pot. Pot?? I enquired. Yes she replied, you know the pot to put spare change in.

So, for the record, I'm not a bloody vagrant, alright???? Twisted Evil

Post #66628 1st Jun 2011 5:43pm
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Laughing

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Laughing Laughing Laughing Nothing to do with being a Vagrant , now we know your chat up ways of attracting the opposite sex …. Laughing Laughing Laughing Thumbs Up Wink

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MICK wrote:
Laughing Laughing Laughing Nothing to do with being a Vagrant , now we know your chat up ways of attracting the opposite sex …. Laughing Laughing Laughing Thumbs Up Wink


Hmm... Vagrant dress code and dogs on the pavement.... I'll have to try that one! Researching my first Range Rover purchase

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Take the money next time, it could go towards some new clothes Laughing 
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I don't think its your dress, you were sat outside with a couple of dogs - thats typical tramp begging format Cool

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You should've taken the money, then got into your range rover. Laughing

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KurtVerbose wrote:
You should've taken the money, then got into your range rover. Laughing

thats what a lot of beggers do in london "RANGEISM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED"
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Last saturday I was waiting in the high street for my wife - two gentlemen were aggressively selling the Big Issue and targeting old people or single mothers.

Once these idiots had collected a few pounds they collected their bags and magazines and walked into the nearest high street pub Shocked

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