Well, I've still got my FF and I've just sprung a leak in a front airbag. it's going in for replacement on Monday all being well. It seemed like a decent time for an ownership update. Overall it's been a lovely car to own thus far. I've been keeping a record of what its cost to run (excluding fuel ).

Nov-17 Wheel Balance 10
Dec-17 Tow Bar Removal 20
Dec-17 Rear Wash fix 0 (now broken again )
10-Mar-18 Rear Brake pads/discs/calipers(seized) Rear Hub knuckle bushes 600
25-May-18 Oil service 155
Sep-18 Set of wheel nuts 38
Sep-18 4 x General Grabber AT3 255/55 R19 H (111) 550
Sep-18 Wheel alignment 90
27-Oct-18 MOT 40
10-May-19 Full Service 216
04/10/2019 MOT 40
Nov-19 Gearbox Megaflush 280
Oct-20 Full front brake discs/pads/all lines front to rear 747
26/10/2020 MOT 40
1/3/21 Front Suspension Airbag + Interim service 380

Total 3206

So, it hasn't been faultless, but it's not been too bad! Once the suspension is fixed I'm going to give it a proper valet and try to fall back in love with it again

Here she is looking decidedly sorry for herself

To be fair, none of these items (perhaps other than the rear wash) are outside of ordinary vehicle maintenance...I wouldn't call those faults personally.