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According to Chris Evans, speaking on Virgin Radio this morning, these are becoming popular and a new fashion for men in 2020. Amongst the show's presenters there seemed a unanimous distaste for the look.

Think I'd rather shoot myself then have a monkey tail beard lol

Agreed ^^ I'd rather have no hair at all and look like a human egg.

When periodically removing my full beard, I tend to do things like this for a laugh, as a temporary interim thing, until my other half tells me to get back in the bathroom and finish the job!

Other notable tries have been the Hitler; the Charlie Chaplin; Guru; Soul Patch; Big Lamb Chops etc. etc....

Have never dared leave the house sporting one of the above though

^^

Fashion advice from Chris Evans? 🤣🤣 What’s next, go to Donald Trump to rely on the truth?

Besides real men are cleanly shaving 👍 Just like I inspected the men in my company in the morning by scraping some toilet paper against their facial cheeks. If the paper gets damaged they had to shave again and be on latrine duty 😈

I take it that wasn't the shiny toilet paper we got at school then?

Mike

🤣🤣 Indeed. I had to use the softest paper I could find. 👍

If you tried that today, there would be a mob clamouring to take the toilet paper off you.

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I inspected the men in my company in the morning by scraping some toilet paper against their facial cheeks. If the paper gets damaged they had to shave again and be on latrine duty 😈

And that was just the family before you went to work?  John
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LOL I think if I tried that today the woke “brigade” would run to social media and claim their human rights are violated. 🤔