No the OP was right!

deplorable side steps
(def: deserving strong condemnation; completely unacceptable.)

The other one is the vicious fan
(def: deliberately cruel or violent.)

Other fails:

reversing "lights"  .
Experience is the only genuine knowledge, but as time passes, I have forgotten more than I can remember
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