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Pawl Member Since: 07 Nov 2017 Location: West Midlands Posts: 698 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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rjff Member Since: 28 Oct 2017 Location: Cambridgeshire Posts: 1196 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
(from the internet with thanks to the owner) Cheers Richard (there are no such things as an ordinary FullFat, an ordinary cat or too many tools) 2011 TDV8 Vogue Santorini Black Gap IIDBT |
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PaulTyrer Member Since: 22 Jul 2013 Location: Devizes, Wiltshire Posts: 1260 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
There are 10 types of people in this World.
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Emperor Mong Member Since: 07 Jul 2010 Location: London Posts: 1435 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
There are two types of people in this world.
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Bushy30 Member Since: 03 Jun 2018 Location: Oxfordshire Posts: 1099 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who divide everybody into two kinds of people, and those who don’t. Current: 2011 FFRR Vogue SE 4.4 TDV8
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Pfazz Member Since: 07 Apr 2012 Location: Stalybridge, Cheshire. Posts: 507 ![]() ![]() |
Alphabetti Spaghetti makes a handy ouija board for contacting people who have pasta way.......... |
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AJGalaxy2012 Member Since: 11 Jun 2018 Location: Gainsborough Posts: 1464 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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mrblonde Member Since: 24 Jan 2012 Location: Cambs Posts: 740 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I had to attend a friends funeral the other day, very sad story. He got killed by a tennis ball
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AJGalaxy2012 Member Since: 11 Jun 2018 Location: Gainsborough Posts: 1464 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
2012 Full Fat RR 4.4 TDV8 (now gone) 2006 VW Touareg 3.0 TDi V6 |
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rjff Member Since: 28 Oct 2017 Location: Cambridgeshire Posts: 1196 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
slightly topical but risque
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Weegie Member Since: 09 Jun 2014 Location: East Sussex Posts: 3250 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Do you have photographs? Is she house trained? ![]() ![]() 2008 Stornoway Grey 3.6 Tdv8 Vogue 2005 TD6 Java Black Vogue - Written off!! GAP iiD BT 2003 Discovery TD5 Auto, Nanocom Evolution - gone to a new home! MasseyFerguson 152 - No electronics!! - Sold |
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AJGalaxy2012 Member Since: 11 Jun 2018 Location: Gainsborough Posts: 1464 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I have just visited the conjunctivitis website online, what a sight for sore eyes that was
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AJGalaxy2012 Member Since: 11 Jun 2018 Location: Gainsborough Posts: 1464 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
At a nursing home a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains.
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AJGalaxy2012 Member Since: 11 Jun 2018 Location: Gainsborough Posts: 1464 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
STOCK MARKET TRADING
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