A man goes for a drink after work, as soon as he walks into the bar he goes up to an attractive woman and asks
'what's your name?'

Woman: 'I'm called carmen, I names myself after the 2 things I love the most, cars and men, hence Carmen,

what's your name?'

Man: 'B.J Titsandsport



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It was xmas, the wife was waiting as the bin men pulled up. 1 by 1 she shagged them, except the driver, who she gave a £10 note to.

Dissapointed he said 'what's this for?' 'for xmas' she said, 'my husband said, give the driver a tenner & fu ck the rest!'

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough”.


“Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams.

“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer” the father says. “We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.”

Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

“Like hell they're getting divorced she shouts, I'll take care of this!”

She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife and says, “Sorted! They're both coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.”

RRCanuck wrote:

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife and says, “Sorted! They're both coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.”

Problem sorted MICK?

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