In all the movies , Santa never pops into the house next door , he always jumps in his sleigh and F**ks off 20 mile east 🤔🤔 ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

Haven't you seen Parking Wars?

Santa's no fool, he isn't going to get clamped  Yesterday I couldn't spell Engineer... Today I are one!
Inventor of the 'Guide-o-Matic automatic wheel alignment tool'
Former long term L322 owner, Up/Down graded to a Classic Tractor!

santa never comes to me sadly luckily he does to her in doors and the dustbin lids and grand kids ................. the wallet thief fairy always clears me out at chrimbo though !!!!!!!!!!!!!

ditto D3 TDV6 SE 2006
FFRR TD6 Vogue SE Overfinch 2006
RRS TDV6 HSE 2007
FFRR 4.4 TDV8 Overfinch 2012

Everyone is getting an orange and a hug This year, well from me anyhow. No doubt swmbo will get the kids loads of stuff from santa......

The wallet fairy will be getting shot on sight
It will be spam and chips for Christmas dinner
And if it's before 8am do not disturb dad!!

HUMBUG.......

Is it bad form to put up Christmas lights yet? There is nothing that can't be fixed with a hammer😜😜
FFRR 4.4 SDV8 Autobiography Santorini Black.
KIA E-Niro 4+
2021 Discovery 5 D300 MHEV commercial

^^ Only if they are an alternative to ordinary lighting..  Yesterday I couldn't spell Engineer... Today I are one!
Inventor of the 'Guide-o-Matic automatic wheel alignment tool'
Former long term L322 owner, Up/Down graded to a Classic Tractor!

Talking about christmas should be banned until the 15th of December, end of.

Oh I'm a happy chap  

Bum Hug ! I get muddled  Yesterday I couldn't spell Engineer... Today I are one!
Inventor of the 'Guide-o-Matic automatic wheel alignment tool'
Former long term L322 owner, Up/Down graded to a Classic Tractor!