When i first joined i used my forename but then changed it to JOKER as i like to have the odd laugh and either wind up or upset folk in a jovial manner , don't do mechanical or technical posts as there are a helluva lot more knowledge folk already on here .... must have mellowed in my old age as my posts now are pretty boring ... plus it stops Stan and Martin reaching for the delete button ..😜😄😄😄 ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

Mine speaks for itself.  John
2008 Stornoway Grey 3.6 Tdv8 Vogue
2005 TD6 Java Black Vogue - Written off!!
GAP iiD BT
2003 Discovery TD5 Auto, Nanocom Evolution - gone to a new home!
MasseyFerguson 152 - No electronics!! - Sold

Zeppfish, because I used to do a lot of deep wreck diving, and I used an diver propulsion vehicle called an aquazepp. Don't have the energy for that kind of stuff now!
Dan 2006 RR sport HSE
Swapped for 2012 4.4td v8 Westminster Santori black with Ivory leather
BEEN SMILING EVER SINCE

So if we are somewhat disillusioned with our user names (Stan you're in this one), what about this.....if we substituted our first names for our first pets name, and the street you grew up on, that's your p**n name or new user name. What would it be????? Mine would be Tara Tyndall This is gonna be interesting!!!
Tony Tony
You're always in the ........it's just the depth that varies
2014 L494 5.0 S/C AB Silver
2014 L494 3.0 HSE in Chilli
2014 SL63 AMG White


Gone:
2011 5.0 L322 White (Stolen)
07 4.2 SC in silver.
06 4.2 SC in black RSE
RRS 4.2 SC in Black RSE
52 4.4 Vogue in silver
04 Mercedes CLK 320 Conv
03 4.0 V8 ES Disco in Silver
00 TD5 90 County
98 4.6 HSE in Epsom x3
97 3.9ES Disco
93 L 4.2 LSE in black
too many classics to mention !

My first Street was Roach Bridge Cottages so I would be

Charlie Roach or
Charlie Bridge

pretty dull  Geoff

trixi darnley...



sounds like a soho stripper...  ... - .- -.




Y. O. L. O.
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Potential new user name Stan??
Tony Tony
You're always in the ........it's just the depth that varies
2014 L494 5.0 S/C AB Silver
2014 L494 3.0 HSE in Chilli
2014 SL63 AMG White


Gone:
2011 5.0 L322 White (Stolen)
07 4.2 SC in silver.
06 4.2 SC in black RSE
RRS 4.2 SC in Black RSE
52 4.4 Vogue in silver
04 Mercedes CLK 320 Conv
03 4.0 V8 ES Disco in Silver
00 TD5 90 County
98 4.6 HSE in Epsom x3
97 3.9ES Disco
93 L 4.2 LSE in black
too many classics to mention !

i kinda think not  ... - .- -.




Y. O. L. O.
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First cat. Pij
First road. Birks Drive.

Pij Birks......

Now that's got a ring to it  There is nothing that can't be fixed with a hammer😜😜
FFRR 4.4 SDV8 Autobiography Santorini Black.
KIA E-Niro 4+
2010 LR D4 Commercial 2.7 TDV6

Popeye Bighty very odd

Sandyt - no offence but your name sounds a bit feminine to me  All my spelling errorz are belong to me!

2023 FFRR L460
2021 AM new Vantage

Angel, while in England "Sandy" is often linked to the female name Sandra, in Scotland it is linked to the male name Alexander and would not be considered feminine. Only Range Rovers since 1988

Thanks to lighten me up  All my spelling errorz are belong to me!

2023 FFRR L460
2021 AM new Vantage

Emperor Mong wrote:

Emperor Mong is the malevolent voice inside your head which persuades one that a spectacularly stupid idea is really a great one (e.g. why don't I buy another Range Rover: they are reliable cheap and don't depreciate - nothing can go wrong and my wife won't shout at me even a little bit):

https://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Emperor_Mong

Mine stems from my time in RN where you generally get a new nickname with each ship and it's chosen by your mess mates they came up with it after finding out I used to drive trains for a living and as most of are old enough to remember Ivor the engine and after being called it for two years I got used to it and liked it I was also called Horse for a while long face apparently as for the pet and street name I would be Bear Albion L322 2008 vogue
R53 Cooper S Works tuned beyond the works SOLD
R33 Nissan Skyline in rebuild 400bhp atw