From facebook this morning...

Right. F*ck this. We're ALL up creek and we need a paddle. Now, not in three months.

Fellow Remain voters: Enough already. Yes, we're all off but navel gazing ain't gonna help. Not all 17 million Leave voters can possibly be racist northern pensioners without an O level to their name. Maybe they have a point about this quitting the EU thing? Maybe not. Whatever, we are where we are and no amount a whinging is gonna change that. Allegedly we're the intelligent ones, so get your thinking caps on.

Leave voters. Well done. Good game. We hear you. Now you need to get stuck in to the aftermath and not just off back to Wetherspoons. (Just banter, tw4ts!). And the first person to say they "want their country back" gets deported to Gibraltar. OK?

Politicians.

David. off. Shut the door behind you. Now.

George. You may be a but you're our . Plus you know the passwords for our Junior Savers account. Get your calculator. Drop the face-like-a-slapped-ass routine. You're on.

Boris. Sorry mate. That photo of you abseiling by your scrotum over the London Olympics while waving a Union Jack can't ever be un-taken. Plus, you'll never be able to appear on Question Time again without some sturdy Glaswegian nurse asking where the her 350 million quid is. Not only will she have a very good point, she'll be wearing a T shirt that shows you gurning in front of that bus! No captains hat for you I'm afraid.

Theresa. You're in charge love. Get the biggest shoulder pads you've got. We need Ming The Merciless in drag and you'll scare the out of 'em.

Nicola. Yep. Fair cop. You probably could get us on a technicality, as could London. But we love shortbread. And oil. And to be honest you're probably the best politician we've got, so we need you on side. Sort your lot out and we promise never to mention that Jimmy Krankie thing again (although it is pretty uncanny) and we'll make you a Dame once we're sorted. Bring Ruth Davidson. She kicks ass.

Opposition party. We'll need one. Someone take Jeremy and John back to the British Legion Club where you found them. Take Nigel as well. Give back their sandals, buy them a pint, then go to Heathrow and collect David Milliband. it. Lets gets Ed Balls as well. He keeps George on his toes. I think he works on the lottery kiosk at Morrisons now?

Oh. And Mark Carney. Give him a knighthood and tell him to keep that coming. We definitely need more of that good !

Everyone set? Right. Hold the Easyjet. We're going to Brussels and this ain't no hen party.

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 John
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2005 TD6 Java Black Vogue - Written off!!
GAP iiD BT
2003 Discovery TD5 Auto, Nanocom Evolution - gone to a new home!
MasseyFerguson 152 - No electronics!! - Sold

So true!
Very good  Mine was a blue one!

 The worst thing about being retired is you miss out on all the bank holidays

Dear Lord, I might just have wet myself laughing. Won't be sure until the relentless giggling subsides.

Classic  Dave

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Brothers ?

Absolutely brilliant! Deserves a wider audience  2011 Vogue TDV8 4.4
1992 Mazda Mx5

Funny, although I'd point out that with his historic antipathy to the Forces, Jeremy would not be terribly welcome at a Legion

Perfect Gary

Sums up pretty much what I was thinking - time for the grown ups to take charge and things could still turn out OK

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George. You may be a but you're our . Plus you know the passwords for our Junior Savers account.

Priceless  405 AB exec seats Baltic and Cirrus
93 RR Classic efi

Remember it's easier to get forgiveness than permission!

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93 Classic hard dash Plymouth Blue
03 L322 Oslo Blue
2000 Disco TD5 ES Epsom Green
98 P38 Rioja Red
89 Classic Cairngorm Brown

Superb.  Travelling around in circles again.

Very good.

Angel, who's the 3rd man?

Geert Wilders he wants to brexit the Netherlands.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geert_Wilders All my spelling errorz are belong to me!

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Would that not be a "Nexit" ??