So the FF hasnt been out much recently and tends to sit in the yard looking good, I use it from time to time but mainly for short journeys and towing the odd idiot in a digger (me!).

Anyway passed it the other day and thought ' that doesnt look right? as you do'

A slight dent in front wing and black stuff on bonnet that you would know if it happened, not a hedge rash. So SWMBO went to a horse event last week in Northumberland, which is the only time it has not been me driving!! ' nothing to do with me, no not at all, are you mad must have been you', etc,etc,etc, you get the picture, and she wonders why I wont buy her another car

Every panel has a dent so not an issue, just pi55es me off :thumbsup

I've stopped looking at swmbos car.....

Every time I did I saw something new! Got fed up painting it a couple of times a year  There is nothing that can't be fixed with a hammer😜😜
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They look like stirrup / girth buckle marks from someone who can't ride their horse past the corner of the rangie. V8 or else ...

Oh dear ... You need to stop the horses drunk driving the car ! 2005 L322 Vogue Gold gone
2006 L322 Vogue Black gone
2011 L322 Vogue Silver gone
2011 L322 Autobiography Black gone
2015 L405 Autobiography LWB Black gone
2019 L405 P400e Range Rover Autobiography LWB Eiger grey / black roof gone
2001 P38a 30th Anniversary Wimbledon Green gone
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Fisha, like your train of thought, exactly at stirrup level

Don't be so hasty to blame SWMBO

We were at ISEC and a box pulled up next to a spanking L200 and tied their horses up with haynets etc. Next thing one of them repeated kicks said L200 on the sill making a right ruddy mess. A good samaritan points out to naughty horse owners what has just happened so they load horses back into box and move to the other side of the car park

SWMBO may not be guilty!! Back in a Defender!!