Two men are driving through London when they get pulled over by a cop. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his stick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the officer smacks him in the head with the stick.
The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?".
The officer answers, "You're in London son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."
The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here."
The officer does a check on the driver's license, and he's O.K... He gives the man his license back, walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the officer smacks him on the head with the stick.
The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?"
The officer says, "Just making your wish come true."
The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?"
The officer says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say to your friend here, "I wish that a*shole would've tried that sh*t with me!"

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 Yesterday I couldn't spell Engineer... Today I are one!
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Not trying to steal your thunder, Joker, but it brought something to mind...

Whilst in the company of the archetypal old and crusty Traffic Officer when I was relatively young in service, he stopped a convertible Merc for speeding. The lady driver clearly thought she was special and on being told she was going to be reported,she said, fluttering her eye lids and and pouting, "I thought you let the pretty ones off with a warning."

There followed one of the hardest things I have ever had to do, namely not fall to the floor laughing when I looked at the expression on her face as he handed the ticket to her and he uttered the immortal words, "I do." Poor woman was utterly deflated.

Thats funny

That's a belter mr landyman