The only thing in my driveway is skips and builders...

So what are you saying you hang about with burly men eating crisps .............  ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

I went to the doctors today, complaining of strange voices coming from my pants!

The Doc said "Ignore them, they're talking "

A family take their mum to a nursing home. The nurses bathe her then sit her in a chair by the window. She slowly starts to lean over to one side. 2 attentive nurses straighten her up. She starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back to put her upright. This goes on all morning. The family arrive and asks "Are they treatin you alright?" "Its pretty nice," mum replies, "except the bastards won't let you fart!"  ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

I hate myself for posting these...

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I hate myself for posting these...

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How can you sleep at night.....

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"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

You see, those pics didn't go down well on the Maserati forum, bunch of stuck up bastards. 2006 Mercedes CLS
1991 Retro-style Mini
But really finding it hard to fight the urge for a S/C...

illegal immigrants are just like sperm, millions of the bastards enter but only one works 2002 td6 vogue, 06 supercharged facelift