If i get up early at the weekend i get up and creep about like a ninja so wifey can sleep on .....

But by christ if she gets up early ...

She is walking about like an elephant on patrol , en-suite door slamming shut , curtains and blinds open to the world , hairdryer on full pelt , and into the bargain decides to bring the ironing board in with one of those pressure irons to iron the grandkids clothes at the same time putting the TV on to watch frigging programmes she could have watched during the day .... when she was doing F**K ALL .....

Sometimes i worship the ground that is coming to her .......

And breathe ....  ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

Hahaha yep must be a woman thing - my wife is just as inconsiderate ....to the point where next time I'm going to bang and crash about to see the reaction I get

It will all end badly Chawks, guaranteed

Same in this house Mick, beggars belief......

Must all be the same, I just get up and wash the fullfat.  The worst thing about being retired is you miss out on all the bank holidays

I must have found the perfect woman then

So might I assume that your avatar doesn't show pics of your wife...?

Mick, I used to feel your pain so I got rid of that one. SWMBO No.2 is far better, always up before me, always has breakfast ready and is a fantastic woman generally. I really don't know how or why she puts up with me, I'm just grateful she does.

The only downside is a shopping habit

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I must have found the perfect woman then

your only saying that cos she reads here !!!

i cant say anything about my wife cos i signed a confidential disclosure document......or was it a marriage certificate  ... - .- -.




Y. O. L. O.
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Mick, if she's so bad out of bed then I assume she's got to be incredible for you in bed...  Si. <This is my name.

I eat rat poison.

A man ain't truly been insulted until he stands buck naked in front of a woman and she didn't even notice. Or care.

Cant really complain too much about her being honest , but she seems to just go through this ritual at the weekends ..... ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

How the hell do you hear all that when she is in the west wing 1/2 mile away Mick?!?  FFRR MY06 facelift With TDV8 Alloys Zeros/ATR's
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Eh !!! We have the same bedroom 😄😄 ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

I feel so sorry for you Mick, even I have a spare room I can put a woman in if I get bored of her half at thru the night!

Fair enough it's a dungeon and they seem to like it for some reason but hey ho 😄😄 FFRR MY06 facelift With TDV8 Alloys Zeros/ATR's
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