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JOKER



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The Top 50 Things Every Guy Should Know

1. His wedding anniversary date

2. Basic DIY

3. How to change a light bulb

4. How to tie up a tie

5. How to read a map

6. His partner's favourite drink

7. How to iron a shirt

8. How to change a tyre

9. How to wet shave correctly

10. The right amount of aftershave to use

11. How to change a fuse

12. When a woman says "I'm fine" she is not fine

13. How to put up a shelf

14. How to polish his shoes

15. How to give a confident handshake

16. How many inches are in a foot

17. When to accept defeat and apologise

18. Know the offside rule

19. The year England won the World Cup

20. How to do his own laundry

21. How to fix a bike puncture

22. How to jumpstart a car

23. How to parallel park

24. The difference between ale and lager

25. The best way to carve meat

26. His own height

27. How to drive in snow

28. What wires represent earth, live and neutral

29. How to introduce himself

30. His parents' address

31. What the football scores were at the weekend

32. How to light a BBQ

33. When a woman says "Do what you want" do not do what you want

34. How to change oil

35. What the biggest recent football transfers are

36. How to build a fire

37. Which way is North

38. How to use the contents of the toolbox

39. How to tune in a telly

40. How many miles are left after the petrol light appears

41. How to fix a toilet

42. How to put someone in a recovery position

43. His personal alcohol limits

44. Change a battery on a car

45. How to get a car unstuck

46. The words to the national anthem

47. How to change a nappy

48. How to perform CPR

49. How to put up a tent

50. Who are favourites to win the Premier League


Knew everyone ....... Whistle Whistle Like F Censored K i did Laughing Laughing ====================================

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Weegie



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Weegie



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19 is easy. We were still getting fed up listening to it 40 years later! Rolling Eyes John
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2005 TD6 Java Black Vogue - Written off!!
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JOKER



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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

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KurtVerbose



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Some modifications. Mr. Green

1. His wedding anniversary date

2. Basic DIY

3. How to change a light bulb

4. How to tie up a tie

5. How to read a map

6. His partner's favourite drink

7. How to iron a shirt

8. How to change a tyre wheel

9. How to wet shave correctly

10. The right amount of aftershave to use - e.g. none

11. How to change a fuse

12. When a woman says "I'm fine" she is not fine - so go down the pub without her.

13. How to put up a shelf

14. How to polish his shoes

15. How to give a confident handshake

16. How many inches are in a foot vagina

17. When to Never accept defeat and apologise

18. Know the offside rule

19. The year England won the World Cup

20. How to do his own laundry employ a cleaner

21. How to fix a bike puncture

22. How to jumpstart a car

23. How to parallel park

24. The difference between ale and lager - if you're a real ale nerd

25. The best way to carve meat

26. How to lie about His own height

27. How to drive in snow

28. What wires represent earth, live and neutral

29. How to introduce himself

30. His parents' address

31. What the football scores were at the weekend

32. How to light a BBQ order a curry

33. When a woman says "Do what you want" do not do what you want

34. How to change oil

35. What the biggest recent football transfers are

36. How to build a fire

37. Which way is North

38. How to use the contents of the toolbox

39. How to tune in a telly

40. How many miles are left after the petrol light appears

41. How to fix a toilet call a plumber

42. How to put someone in a recovery position mock drunks

43. How to brag about His personal alcohol limits

44. Change a battery on a car

45. How to get a car unstuck

46. The words to the national anthem

47. How to change a nappy

48. How to perform CPR

49. How to put up a tent

50. Who are favourites to win the Premier League

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DMRR



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The Top One Thing Every *ONE* Should Know

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Robert



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It should say "....every British guy should know"

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Like the revisions, Kurt! Thumbs Up The list is getting better all the time.

Post #312688 14th Feb 2015 8:58pm
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