Yerrichtthermaauldchina

Translated for you Craig  ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

Last edited by JOKER on 25th Jan 2015 11:44pm. Edited 2 times in total

Not a f g scooby


Enjoy gents

Aye, it just goes tae show, yecannyshoveyergrannyaffabus  Got - 2017 SDV8 Autobiography in Loire Blue
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JOKER wrote:

Yerrichtthermaauldchina

Yer ( your ) richt (right ) ther ( there ) ma ( my ) auld ( old ) china ( mate )

Makes me LOL. Having lived and worked in Glasgae fro a while back in the early 90s, teh most salubrious district of Cardonald, jut off the Govan road was where I had digs.............well it was certainly an education Enables me to understand what's being said here.

Walking into a Chinese and listening when a wee Chinese fella says :Awricht Pal, wit can ahh get yi" - most disconcerting the first time it happens.

I still think it's funny when you hear ( best give them their correct description ) the Chinese , Pakistani's , and other ethnics speak in a broad Glesga accent

PS .. You had a chinky whilst in Govan ... bet some poor family is still missing their dog ..  ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

I thought they used cat Tastes like chicken

MInd you, once it's battered and deep fried, it all tastes the same to me.

We managed to catch a wee beastie for supper. Came from the McSween clan and tasted, as always, bloody lovely!

I'm not Scottish, but my wife is. She's not from Glasgow, but (shhhhh!!!) Edinburgh. And so, by default, our children are infused with Scottish blood and also love haggis.

And although I'm not allowed to drink right now, a few sips of Glenmorangie Quinta Ruban passed my lips. Si. <This is my name.

I eat rat poison.

A man ain't truly been insulted until he stands buck naked in front of a woman and she didn't even notice. Or care.

In Edinburgh he's called "that chap Robbie Birns" as opposed to Rabbie Burns everywhere else! Got - 2017 SDV8 Autobiography in Loire Blue
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And in Edinburgh (particularly Morningside) a creche is a collision between two vehicles.  John
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2005 TD6 Java Black Vogue - Written off!!
GAP iiD BT
2003 Discovery TD5 Auto, Nanocom Evolution - gone to a new home!
MasseyFerguson 152 - No electronics!! - Sold

Inspired by Burns, I've started to write poetry.

Most of mine start with 'there was a young man from....' though.

Something like ......

There was a young man named Kurt
Who humped many birds till it hurt
His knob was red raw with all of his humping
He would then take them home instead of just dumping
He would hump all the models and even the munters
Hence why he is called " Kurt the Minge Hunter "




Eat your heart out Burns ya Botten ...  ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

Yes, like that.

But not as good as yours. You're a natural Mick.