Reminds me of the Led Zeppelin song - Custard Pie, which is all about oral sex.

Ooh, your custard pie, yeah, sweet and nice
When you cut it, mama, save me a slice
Your custard pie, yeah

Drop down
Chew on a piece of your custard pie.

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12 MINGE PIES

So the Iceland advertising slogan, 'Mum's Gone To Iceland', is really a veiled nod to the effect that 'Mum's a Carpet Muncher'.

Or, taking a different stance, can you imagine the conversation round the table...

'Please could you pass me a minge pie, dear?'

'Of course dear. Would you like some quim to go with that?' Si. <This is my name.

I eat rat poison.

A man ain't truly been insulted until he stands buck naked in front of a woman and she didn't even notice. Or care.

And dont forget the Penis shaped Peppa Pig Biscuits!!!

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Maybe they're named so because they're made by the woman bottom right?

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thats brilliant There is nothing that can't be fixed with a hammer😜😜
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