I mistook the Popemobile for an ice cream van today.

I only realised my mistake when I read "wouldn't mind that child" written on the back. 

Fifty thousand people have gathered in a park in Glasgow to see a man wearing a frock.

Oh and the Pope has turned up to see Susan Boyle as well. 

I did do a lol:

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As a sniper would say "pink mist"  2008 MY Supercharged
Rimini Red / Jet
four zone climate
remote park heater
and no ugly kid windows.
magnus satis quod turpis satis

Belter ..........

Don't get me started on the Pope, what a waste of sodding money...

Really winds me up.

So what happened to his Range Rover ..............seeing as he had two ...

A Dutch sex shop will be giving away free “Pope condoms.”

Make sense, this Pope is kinda like a condom-- really good at covering up indecent things

dan_uk_1984 wrote:

I mistook the Popemobile for an ice cream van today.

I only realised my mistake when I read "wouldn't mind that child" written on the back.

 Not sure you should be reading this bit.

Quality...

SPORTS NEWSFLASH

India have beaten Pakistan by 5 wickets in Mumbai Next Thursday .......

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A big fat black women goes to the Doctors complaining of horrible stomach pains,

"Ok, i want you to strip off and go and squat over in the corner of the room with you arm's out infront of you" Said the Doctor.

So the women does so,

"Ok great, and now go over and do the same in the other corner" The Doctor says,

The women does so again,

"Is this going to help with the diagnosis Doctor?" The women asks,
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"No, i have just been wondering what two black leather arm chairs would look like in here" The Doctor replies.

I don't think's it true, but still good...


From The London Times: A Well-Planned Retirement

A perfect example of government mismanagement.



Outside England 's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years,it's parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were for cars (£1.40),for buses (about £7).

Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn't show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.

The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo's own responsibility.

The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.

The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.

Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy ... is a man who'd apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day -- for 25 years.

Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds ... and no one even knows his name.