A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly
asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his
religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time
of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music
which is the music of the infidel.

The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and
opened the door.

The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing?"

The cabbie answered,
"In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so get out and wait
for a camel......"

spot on

That would have given him the hump

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If the LC cant be fixed..............................................BUY a horse !!

Was that the same Arab gentleman who arrived at Belfast International Airport and took a cab.

The cabbie started chatting to him and asked if he was a Catholic or a Protestant.

The Arab gentleman replied that he was a Muslim.

The cabbie paused for a moment, then asked, "So are you a Catholic Muslim or a Protestant Muslim then?" 1970 S2A 88", http://www.mac4x4.co.uk/2007lro.html
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