A 34 year old white male found dead in the basement of his home died of suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6'2 tall and weighed 225 pounds, he was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman's wig.

It appeared that he was trying to create a school girl's uniform look. He was also wearing a military gas mask that had the filter canister removed and a rubber hose attached in it's place.

The other end of the hose was connected to one end of a hollow wooden tube approximately 12" long and 3" in diameter.

The tube's other end was inserted into his rectum for reasons unknown, and was the cause of his suffocation.

Police found the task of explaining the circumstances of his death to his family very awkward.





A police officer in Ohio responded to a 911 call, she had no details before arriving, except that someone had reported that his father was not breathing.

Upon arrival, the officer found the man face down on the couch naked. When she rolled him over to check for a pulse and to start CPR, she noticed burn marks around his genitals.

After the ambulance arrived and removed the man - who was declared dead on arrival at the hospital, the police made a closer inspection of the couch, and noticed that the man had made a hole between the cushions.

Upon flipping the couch over, they discovered what had caused his death. Apparently the man had a habit of putting his penis between the cushions, down into the hole and between two electrical sanders (with the sandpaper removed, for obvious reasons).

According to the story, after his orgasm the discharge shorted out one of the sanders, electrocuting him.

If he was recreating a school girls uniform why was he wearing a womans wig, devil in the detail

Sorry, which Tory MP's are these?

 If it dont work.......burn it!

If the IId tool cant fix it.......burn the FF.

If the FF cant be fixed......buy a Land Cruiser!

If the LC cant be fixed..............................................BUY a horse !!

alanm_3 can so relate to all of them!