A letter from a BBC producer to a Radio Two listener:
 
Mr. James Smith
206 Andover Road
Salisbury
Wiltshire.
 
Dear Mr. Smith,

Many thanks for your letter, suggesting that your ex-wife might be an ideal candidate for our new quiz show. I have reviewed the qualities you describe of her, 
and agree that she may possess many of the attributes we are looking for in the show's contestants.
 
However, I realise you heard the trailer for this show on the Radio Two breakfast show, so before we take this any further, I must point out that the name of the proposed new quiz show is actually 'Fact Hunt'.

In light of this, please let me know if we should proceed and contact the lady concerned.
 
Yours,
 
 

Charles Knight
Light Entertainment
BBC Television Centre
London.
 
 
cc: Ian Fletcher, Head of Values, BBC Broadcasting House, London
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Reminds me of the letter sent back to a guy, that got posted on the web...


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